Engine removal - NTV 650

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Klaatu, Dec 2, 2003.

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  1. Klaatu

    sweller Guest

    I had to take my jumper off in my, unheated, workshop about 9pm last
    night.
     
    sweller, Dec 4, 2003
    #21

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    Klaatu Guest

    For a "jog" ?
     
    Klaatu, Dec 4, 2003
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    Ginge Guest

    No. I don't do jogging.

    I went out to post something.
     
    Ginge, Dec 4, 2003
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    Klaatu Guest

    This turned out to be prophetic.

    Fucking thing.
     
    Klaatu, Dec 18, 2003
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    flashgorman Guest

    Anglegrinder YKIMS.
     
    flashgorman, Dec 18, 2003
    #25
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    Klaatu Guest

    This is looking like "a good idea"

    The bolt in question is the one that holds the crankases together.

    It goes through the frame and is seized solidly: Placing
    a hydraulic engine jack at the rear of the engine and pushing the
    engine up, turns the bolt 16th inch then lifts the whole bike up !

    If the blowtorch doesn't do it then it gets cut out
    and then some precision drilling will be performed.

    All this and it isn't even my bike FFS !

    Ever regretted agreeing to do someone a favour ?
     
    Klaatu, Dec 18, 2003
    #26
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    Timo Geusch Guest

    Klaatu was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:
    Turn the blowtorch up as if you wanted to melt the engine case...
    Often enough.
     
    Timo Geusch, Dec 18, 2003
    #27
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    tallbloke Guest

    Klaatu <> spouted the following in

    Split the nut. With a *sharp* chisel.

    HTH
     
    tallbloke, Dec 18, 2003
    #28
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    Klaatu Guest

    Can't : It's recessed inside the Aluminium frame.
     
    Klaatu, Dec 22, 2003
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    Pip Guest

    Drill the head off the fucker then drift it out.

    It's time to get technical on it.
     
    Pip, Dec 22, 2003
    #30
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    Klaatu Guest

    THHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAACK !

    As the

    THHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAACK !

    engine is fucked, (1)cos the dozy twat (2)ran it dry,

    THHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAACK !

    It doesn't matter, as long as the

    THHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAACK !

    frame is not damaged.

    1. Big ends shot to pieces
    2. A Courier.
     
    Klaatu, Dec 22, 2003
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    tallbloke Guest

    I hope thats the noise of you hitting the courier.
     
    tallbloke, Dec 22, 2003
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  13. Klaatu

    Klaatu Guest

    No, he had to leave the country.
     
    Klaatu, Jan 2, 2004
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    tallbloke Guest

    Klaatu <> spouted the following in

    Long delivery job?
     
    tallbloke, Jan 2, 2004
    #34

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