Electrocution

A near miss. That slimy Blair was lying on national TV earlier this
evening, and I only just stopped myself in time.

Making water on high-tension appliances would probably be regarded as poor
technique.

 

platypus says...

I've never had the urge to wave my cock at a politician, but it takes
all sorts to make a world I suppose.

 

I felt a sudden, almost irresistible urge to piss on the ****. Fortunately,
I realised in time that pissing on a TV picture of him would not have the
desired effect.

 

Difficult. The stream breaks up into droplets after a couple of feet
so pissing on a third rail is seldom lethal, according to "Mythbusters".

Were you about to piss into the television receiver?

Better to laugh about Tony's 6 pledges rather than get apoplexic.

 

ITYM 'in the last 8 years', or however long it is

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Very nearly.

http://www.psr.keele.ac.uk/area/uk/uktable.htm

 

Lost me, sorry.
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It's very nearly eight years since Blair was elected.

 

Of course the **** was lying, his lips were moving

 

OI*C*
Duh
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YTC

 

I have no excuse.
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