Ehi, I hardly see a Bike _named_!

In our NG there's the habit to give a name as soon as we get a bike.
I see many models in signature here, but _no_names_: think about it, your
bike will be glad of it!
Few examples of names used by us:

Shrek
Donkey
Taz
Carogna
Jennifer
Anneke
Ombromanto
Anduril

.... and so on.

Kalì.

 

What's yours called?

 

A lot of Ducatis are called "KeriiistNoSparksAgaaaaiinnnnn!"

 

Gonna get it in the evening, can't name it before see it _alive_!

Kalì.

 

ROTFL

Kalì.

 

My bikes actually do tend to have names. The Trophy is known as "The
Incredible Hulk", the Drifter is "The Comfy Chair" etc. The Z200 got "The
Black Pig" or "Sybian" at various times, but neither has stuck.

 

Kalì <> spewed forth the following...

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CB550F - Bertha the Boogie Bus.

CB200 - Tarquin

GSX400E - Mussolini. It`s never made a truly successful foray into the
outside world. ;o)

 

I occasionally referred to my ZXR as 'the bitch', my bandit as 'the
bastard'

But they were more formerly known as 'kawasaki' and 'suzuki'.

 

Formally, formally. Doh!

 

Hmmm. I think we need a control test, whereby you try the corner again but
with your arms folded. This will ensure your survival wasn't due to your own
actions.

 

I was gonna call the XJR "The Big Red Machine" but that's kind of a no-no.
So instead, it's the Wonder Warthog. See how many of you get *that*
reference...

--
Lucretia________(...=^¬¬^=________---<, ,,'>
Yamaha XJR1300, Treasurer - RoadBouncers RC Midlands.
BROMSGROVE (n.) Any urban environment containing a small amount of
dogturd and about forty-five tons of bent steel pylon or a lump of
concrete with holes claiming to be sculpture. 'Oh, come my dear, and
come with me. And wander 'neath the bromsgrove tree' - Betjeman.

 

Aye that's the badger. I'm trying to figure a way to get an image of WW
onto the bike without a whole new paintjob...

 

heh - so /that/ Wonder Warthog rides a Sumbichi, and /this/ Wonder
Warthog is *ridden* by...

 

I'm sure I've called Lucretia worse things than "some bitch" in the
past...

Anyway, she's hundreds of miles away.

 

Go on... I dare you...

 

I call my Guzzi "The Guzzi"
The red MZ TS 150 I call "The Red MZ"
The black Supa5 I call "The Black MZ"
The orange MZ ETZ 250 I call "The ETZ"
The scruffy Supa5 I call "The old Supa5 I crashed"
The MZ ES Trophy I call "Snorky"

 

Bastard.

(You and the Ducati)

 

Is there a collective word for MZs?

A "disaster" of MZs?

 

The Duke.

The Trumpet.

The Monkey.

And... er, that's it.

(My wife and daughter used to call the old CD175, sold a couple of years
ago, "The Crapbox")

 

Kalì was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

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Usually 'WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithItNow'.