Eating popcorn

I have to say that I have not been exposed to the slightest risk of injury,
conflagration, or domestic catastrophe of any sort whilst making popcorn
with a popcorn-making machine.

 

September 1995, on a commuter flight to the CompuServe HQ in Columbus, Ohio.
A colleague tucks into a big bag of popcorn he bought in the airport at
Newark, then exclaims, "Eww! It's salty!"

"Of course it is," I say. "What did you expect?"

"I thought it would be sweet. This is horrible."

"Give it here." Scoff, chomp, guzzle etc.

 

So nice I've made another bowl.

I'll have a look for that. I like NS stuff. Toast is a good read as
well.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina

Oh *sorry*.

I thought you were discussing them as a food rather than an aid to
masturbation.

 

No good for reading in bed though - the crumbs get everywhere.

 

Sling some thinly sliced halumi (Sp?) cheese in the frying
pan after the courgettes.
Give them pride of place on top of everything else on your
plate.

Wierdly meaty and 'licious.

--
Jeweller
R100RT
Formerly: James Captain, A10, C15, B25, Dnepr M16 solo,
R80/7, R100RT (green!)
www.davidhowardjeweller.co.uk

 

Really, really hot vegetable oil.

Spaghetti. Tagliatelle or fettucine if you must. Short stubby lads are
verboten.

And add some olive oil. Chillis too if you like.

After the courgettes and the pasta.

Chop the courgettes in the oil and toss the pasta in the oily, juicy
mixture.

Indeed.

 

<Approving nod>

A gentleman of taste and discernment.

Phil

 

Basicly: take any disgusting vegetable, slice thinly so you can't taste
it, fry it to remove the taste, add garlic to cover up the taste, and add
a strong cheese to drown the taste. Then, and only then, is it yummy, coz
cheese and fried garlic rock.

 

I'd have been more inclined to suspect it was a euphemism.

 

It's not that microwave popcorn is it? Wasn't there something about the
workers that produced that stuff getting some nasty lung disease from
inhaling the toffee coating on account of being near the stuff all day.

 

Yep.

http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/case/microwave_popcorn_lung_disease.html