Earthquake rocks Kent

Earthquake rocks Kent

I Happened at about 8 this morning.
http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/ver/228/popup/index.php?cl=2535963

 

Eh? That was yesterday ffs?

--
'Chill Winston.......'

Nige

Subaru WRX (54)
Land Rover Discovery II (2001)
BMW GS1200 (2007)
Honda CBR900RR Fireblade (1997)

 

Earthquake rocks Kent

It happened at about 8 this morning.
http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/ver/228/popup/index.php?cl=2535963

 

What, again?

Fall out of bed, did you?

 

FFS, you are a mong make no mistake. Folk call me?

--
'Chill Winston.......'

Nige

Subaru WRX (54)
Land Rover Discovery II (2001)
BMW GS1200 (2007)
Honda CBR900RR Fireblade (1997)

 

"The gormless fucker who replies to Sir Tony *twice* yet still has the
cheek to call him a mong"
--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/CBX1000Z
|_\_____/_| ..88203../..24080.../..31896.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 WG*
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 PM#5
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 YTC#4 two#11
'^' RBR Clues: 00 Pts:0000 Miles:0000

 

It's a mong fight.

 

I clearly remember Lois Lane being rescued in and by one.

 

Shut it fatty

--
'Chill Winston.......'

Nige

Subaru WRX (54)
Land Rover Discovery II (2001)
BMW GS1200 (2007)
Honda CBR900RR Fireblade (1997)

 

Earthquakes in Kent are *so* yesterday.

 

You know what, Tony, if you write "Today is Sunday" on a piece of
paper and look at it tomorrow it'll still say "Today is Sunday" on it,
but that doesn't mean it's not Monday.

 

chuckle

 

"What time is it, Eccles?"
--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/CBX1000Z
|_\_____/_| ..88203../..24080.../..31896.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 WG*
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 PM#5
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 YTC#4 two#11
'^' RBR Clues: 00 Pts:0000 Miles:0000

 

Just a sec, I've got it written down on a piece of paper

 

"Nobody wins"

 

Ivan, is that you?

 

Nick,

I had no idea thing were *so* bad down there.

"FOLKESTONE/DOVER EARTHQUAKE APPEAL

An earthquake measuring 4.7 on the Richter scale hit Folkestone & Dover in
the early hours of Saturday Its epicentre was in Folkestone. Victims were
seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell".

The tremor decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage.
Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa del Sol
were damaged beyond repair.

Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were
woken well before their giros arrived.

Invicta FM reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered
and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something
interesting had happened in Folkestone. One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a
15-year-old mother of 5 said, "It was such a shock, my little
Chardonnay-Mercedes come running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two,
Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking
when I was skinning up and watching Jeremy Kyle the next morning."

Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as
normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of
Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals.

Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large
quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from
Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.

HOW CAN YOU HELP?

This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those
unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster.

Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include:

Fila or Burberry baseball caps

Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)

Shell suits (female)

White sport socks

Rockport boots and any other items usually sold in Primark.

Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.



Required foodstuffs include:

Microwave meals, Tins of baked beans, Ice cream, Cans of Colt 45 or Special
Brew.

22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms.

£2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9.

£5 buys B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.





***Breaking news***

Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in raspberry alco-pop.

'Where are you bleeding from?' they asked, "Aylesham" said the girl, "wossit

gotta do wiv you?" "

 

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Droll - thanks for posting!!

 

Whenever anything happens the same article is rolled out with the
place names changes.

 

Maybe, but I am from Folkestone and Scraggy's post nailed the place
perfectly.