Earthquake relief fund

I see Pakistan still hasn't got their act together to offer us relief
aid, so next time they have an earthquake..**** 'em.

 

They could at least have sent a few bricks over to start repairs on the
chimneys. Mind you, they'd have to call India to make any pledges - a
bit of a non-event then really!

(I want to know who the Indians get to speak to when they call *their*
banks!!)

 

Weegies, probably. Let's see them cope with *that* accent.

 

I'd really hope they get a really raw Geordie ;-)

 

Whitthefuckdyemean?

 

oh, right.

I'd expected this to be the perennial "supplies of blue fizzy pop"
"joke".