Earplugs. How do they get made stiff?

Rude photos? Stroking them gently? I've got some nice comfy ones
that got wet in my jacket pocket and now they don't roll up anymore.
Don't want to waste them, any idea how the makers make them stiffen
up? Must be something that has washed out.

Yes, I must get a new jacket that doesn't leak. And boots... and...


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Regards from Mike Barnard
Yamaha FJR 1300
Worthing, West Sussex.

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Just buy some new ones, or can't you afford anything after buying that FJR.
You could also try drying the others out.

 

FFS buy some new ones. 50 pairs for £10 at http://www.sound-dist.co.uk. 20p
each.

 

Ewe look, he's got a GTS1000

 

Easy. Move to the Antipodes, where it is summer and the roads are empty.
Go for it [with a Valentine]. No damp probs here.

 

panties?

 

Magic. I'm partial to the old darsy abracadabra.

 

Starch, isn't it?

 

200pr @ 17.39ukp at www.safetysupplies.co.uk, but 23.21 when you add on
p&p. Them's cheap earplugs.

 

You can either a) dip em in resin then shove em in your ears till they
harden off or b) buy some new clean ones and not worry about ear wax
build ups that you'll end up getting from using old pulgs.

You can choose either depending on wether you want permanant ear pulgs
or not.

 

or c) not bother with earplugs

 

or d) fill your ears with pudding.

 

What sort of pudding?

 

I'd say chocolate fudge, although a good steamed sponge pudding would
make a decent substitute.

 

Butbutbut, it wasn't new when I bought it. It was cheap. Honest Guv.

 

Hmm, steamed is fine as long as it's with golden syrup. That'll keep it
in place.

 

there's chain of Kebab shops in Dublin called Abrakebabra. Not sure
why I'm mentioning it, though.

Hang on, it's because I've not had my lunch yet.

 

It's only spelt like that in the spams.

 

You're 'avin' a giraffe, aintcha?

Buy some new ones, tightwad.

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