E/Immigration Shocker

tallbloke wrote

Look for the good heart hospitals and draw a 20 mile circle round it.

 

"Tonight on Scrapheap Challenge, our two teams will have to build a
wrist watch accurate to 1/10,000th sec over 24 hours. Your time starts
....."

 

Export it to where peop^H^H^H^H untermenschen recycle dirty things

 

Pah! Puny!! Three degrees here, and just got a GCE AS level in German.

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The problem is though, that it's educated tax payers that are leaving,
and we are getting uneducated leechers arriving. So it's worse than we
thought, not only are there more peaople arriving that are living off
our state run services, there are less people paying for it.

Not many then!

 

Wassup?

 

I wish they'd done that with the GATSO on the straight bit of A1 in lincs
which landed me with a NIP last week for doing 83mph at 9pm on an empty
dual carriageway :-(

 

Ah. Ignore my other post. Sorry Ivan, I've been out of touch.

 

With local Mayors? not when you want plannin permission or anything useful
like that.

 

No you are wrong, I have not watched or read this feature of the argument in
any of the recent mainstream press hysteria.

 

Uh huh. Guess it's a matter of getting into the flow of the locality.
All systems have their good and bad aspects I guess. At the moment I'm
fairly ashamed of being Brit. We should have risen up and kicked the
warmongering twats out by now.

 

What we *really* need is for the home-grown sponging scrotes off the
housing estates to up and board the next cattle boat for the colonies.
This would give us a higher percentage of clean, healthy, well-educated
middle-class achievers, reduce the burden on the NHS and Social Services
and generally make it a cleaner and more cultured place to live. So,
forced emigration for the long-term unemployed, transportation for
thickies, shape up or ship out.

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Platypus wrote

Can I be transported to a different reality please?

I have decided that I don't like this one very much.

 

I thought you went down with the Titanic?

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I knew you would come over....Welcome Brother Platy <\complicated
handshake>

 

Platypus wrote

Ahah, I fooled you all didn't I. I disguised myself as an iceberg and
floated off to a new life melting slowly somewhere off the Azores.

 

I was sure you'd rise to that )

My dad was big on the funny handshake front, but I was never
interested. I wouldn't have gotten through the mumbo-jumbo without
giggling, and my rabid atheism might have been received with a certain
whiteness of eye...

Anyway, it wasn't really a modest proposal, just an observation on what
the benefits might be if the loser classes deselected themselves.
Actually, we don't really want them wandering foreign lands in
perpetuity, just not cluttering up our cosy Utopia. Perhaps it would be
better to persuade them to decline to breed - say, a programme of
surreptitious sterilisation on the NHSS.

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You are Captain America AICMF furry helmet ears.

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Platypus wrote

Why surreptitious. Offer up 20 free extra sky channels as compensation
and they will rip yer arms off in the rush.

 

I'm not worthy (for sure) though I've never asked!!

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