E-Bay Conman Has a Quad as well

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Boxer, Nov 20, 2003.

  1. Boxer

    Boxer Guest

    The con continues.

    Boxer


    Hi,

    I am glad you are interested in the quad.

    I prefer to let you know all the details about this auction and about this
    deal so everything to be just fine.

    You can view the auction at the following link:

    http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2443995941


    Some words about the quad:2004 Yamaha Raptor Limited Edition 660cc.There is
    not one scratch on this machine and you can see in the pictures. The quad
    has full warranty on it.

    Maybe the most important thing that I have to tell you is that I am
    affiliated at eBay Square Trade and I assume you know what mean this. I have
    $20,000.00 deposit in an eBay and SquareTrade managed purchase protection
    account.In case we will close this deal,you are protected by Square
    Trade.How you are protected by Square Trade,well,in case you will not
    receive the quad as I described to you,Square trade will refund you with
    100% from the whole amount which you paid to me.Even in case you will not
    receive the quad ,they will refund you the money.But this is not the
    case.One conclusion,you are protected.

    Just to let you know that the quad it's in Newcastle/UK.Don't be worry about
    the shipping charges(shipping taxes,insurance and handling),I will pay the
    shipping charges(actually FedEx offered us a discount of 79.2% from the
    amount of the shipping due the fact that we have a contract with
    them).So,you will not have to pay anything regarding the shipping.You will
    not have to pay any additional taxes like customs,etc,because the quad will
    be shipped delivery duty paid.

    Delivery Time: 5 days
    Price: 4500AUD
    Terms: 30 days money back guarantee.
    Payment:Wire Transfer

    If the quad are what you are looking for and if you agree with these
    conditions then I will be glad to close this deal with you.

    I will be waiting your email.

    Kindly Regards,
    Ken M.

    Office:(0)131 4554951
    Phone: (0)132 4964941
     
    Boxer, Nov 20, 2003
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  2. Boxer

    Nev.. Guest

    but is it really a crime to convince stupid people to give you money?

    Nev..
    '03 ZX12R
    '02 CBR1100XX
     
    Nev.., Nov 20, 2003
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  3. Boxer

    Boxer Guest

    Don't know, I will have to ask Peter Costello

    Boxer
     
    Boxer, Nov 20, 2003
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  4. Boxer

    Knobdoodle Guest

    Ask the people who thought up the "vote by SMS" caper for all those stupid
    Channel 10 audience-interaction "reality" shows!
    Aren't they mining a rich vein of stupidity?!!?
    Clem
     
    Knobdoodle, Nov 21, 2003
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  5. Boxer

    Boxer Guest

    Wait until the parents of the 15 year old girls who spent hundreds of
    dollars on SMS get this months mobile bill.

    Boxer
     
    Boxer, Nov 21, 2003
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  6. Boxer

    Nev.. Guest

    I think he said she'd had a birthday.

    Nev..
    '03 ZX12R
    '02 CBR1100XX
     
    Nev.., Nov 21, 2003
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  7. Boxer

    Knobdoodle Guest

    Hmmm.... gNat has cracked the shits with me at the moment 'cause I've
    demanded she pays the $38 SMS she's racked up this month.
    $38 is pretty low (for her!) but it's probably the thirtieth consecutive
    month she's promised to stop abusing my telephone generosity so that's it!
    Clem
    (I'll probably forgive her and buy her a special present tomorrow!!)
     
    Knobdoodle, Nov 21, 2003
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  8. Boxer

    sharkey Guest

    He told me she'd gotten even younger!

    -----sharks
     
    sharkey, Nov 21, 2003
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  9. Boxer

    sharkey Guest

    Mate, at least you _know_ you're being led to the slaughter!

    -----sharks (daddy, can I have a credit card?)
     
    sharkey, Nov 21, 2003
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  10. Boxer

    Knobdoodle Guest

    I had to tell Hammo she was 37 and BT thinks she's anti-Linux....
    I dunno' how much longer I can keep playing defense!!
    Clem
    [There's certainly no point telling you lot she's lezzo!]
     
    Knobdoodle, Nov 21, 2003
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  11. Boxer

    Doug Cox Guest

    Get her a pre-paid mobile...

    Doug Cox.
    Work to ride, Ride to work...
     
    Doug Cox, Nov 21, 2003
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  12. Her own Hammo?
     
    Hamish Alker-Jones, Nov 21, 2003
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  13. No it wasn't, you said she was only 7.

    Hammo
     
    Hamish Alker-Jones, Nov 21, 2003
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  14. Boxer

    BT Humble Guest

    ?!

    Just exactly what sort of an "Unkie" d'you reckon I am, matey?


    BTH
    (Not interested in girls, but got a bit of a weakness for women...)
     
    BT Humble, Nov 21, 2003
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  15. He sounds pakistani
     
    Baron Von Rotter, Nov 22, 2003
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  16. and they get to on sell your mobile phone details, preferrences etc and
    build up a database of your marketing profile
     
    Baron Von Rotter, Nov 22, 2003
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  17. Boxer

    sharkey Guest

    Just tell me she'll study Engineering when she grows up :)

    -----sharks
     
    sharkey, Nov 22, 2003
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  18. In aus.motorcycles on Sat, 22 Nov 2003 00:17:07 GMT
    Then he'll have to fend off IK!

    Zebee
    - who figures Clem should just teach Gnat gold digging, then she'd not
    waste her assets on the aus.moto lot but go for the ones with money.
     
    Zebee Johnstone, Nov 22, 2003
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  19. Boxer

    sharkey Guest

    Bloody physicists. You can build them a particle accelerator,
    but they won't respect you in the morning ...

    -----sharks
     
    sharkey, Nov 22, 2003
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  20. Boxer

    smack Guest

    Connie did that once, after she was warned that I wouldn't pay. Seems her
    usual weekend allowance of around $20 being stopped for a few weeks cured
    her. Her SMS usage is about now $3 per month. She has $15 included calls
    that she rarely exceeds. Must be hard having a SuperModel for a daughter,
    gNat will pay you back with her first pay from Vogue.

    Caught them chatting online last week, I think they are plotting something
    in January
     
    smack, Nov 22, 2003
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