Dum de dum de dum de dum....

The BBC is predicting shocking events for The Archers this Christmas.
Anyone care to predict what they might be.
I couldn't cope with the excitement yesterday when Vicky put raspberry
labels on the strawberry yoghourt.

 

Hmm..., lot of drama around Helen at the moment. Suicide or miscarriage
maybe? Phoebe does a runner and heads for Africa?

Tim

 

Eddie turns down an opportunity to make a few quid because it might be
slightly hooky.

Lillian goes on the wagon.

 

Why would the BBC need to predict? They wrote the fucking script.

 

Helen suicide ? I do hope so.

 

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Are you sure she didn't put stawberry labels on the raspberry yogurt?

 

you wont be treating this quite so frivalously when Ed kills his
bitter and annoying brother on the walk back to Keepers Cottage after
Christmas dinner...

Not that I ever listen to such tripe...

Oh and if you dont head this OT: then you be getting.. oh, too late...

 

A tram will crash through the vet's surgery and career along the canal
before taking out the fire and police station, thus leaving all residents in
a bit of a pickle.

 

Ah well, only a wee bit off. I mean, who would have expected a gangland
shooting in Ambridge?

Tim

 

Rather disappointing really. The tipsy village idiot falls off a roof
and someone has a premature baby. Hardly "Shocking Ambridge to the core".

 

Still echoing through the BBC.
On Radio Four last night, 'More or Less' tried to calculate the height
of the Lower Loxley guttering by the length of the scream.
A bit ginger, as I did it three weeks ago.

 

So did More or Less. Were you listening to Pick of the Week, by any
chance?

 

Apparently they did it two weeks ago, which I missed.
But they did it again last night at the end of the show.
perhaps they thought it the most interesting item from the whole series.