Ducati Monster opinions?

And using fucking smilies to compound it.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
typed

<gasp>

I blame sunstroke.

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Smilies are the tools of the idiot. One who feels they must ingratiate
themselves with everyone and that an ascii icon is the perfect way to
do it, or one who feels they stand a chance of being mistaken by the
intended recipient; misinterpreted and ajudged too harshly for it. In
itself the latter is a confession that the writer already believes
their writing to be badly constructed for its intended purpose. Thus
the smilie is a lazy and redundant band-aid and reflects poorly on the
perpetrator. This is a rule.

However, there is an exception to every rule. And Cab is an exception
to all of them. Look at his stupid grinning face ffs. How could you not
feel sorry for him? Instead of harrassing me for brightening his
retarded world, why don't you just go and kick a cripple in the face?
It would at least be more humane.

: (You just get the eyes. I'll be watching you, you inhuman monster)

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, porl

<happy sigh>

Drake is in 'is 'ammock, an' all is right wiv the world.

Welcome back munchkin, we've missed you.

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I gave up trying when a certain Mr Daniel Kitson arrived over here for
a short comedic stint. He makes any attempt at humour by anyone else
pointless. I recommend him to you, if you haven't seen him. Nice one on
the Kwak, is it everything you hoped?

 

porl says...

An unknown man on a CB500 thinks not.

 

No, I'm not a girl. However, I do remember how underpowered they were
compared to all the other 600s. And they are utterly ubiquitous here.
I'm sick to the back teeth and beyond of seeing them. Feel free to
ignore my opinion on the shitty little poser bikes, I'm biased.

 

There is a 3rd option, you know. The simple enjoyment making contact
with old friends across the planet, sharing stories, experiences, just
saying hello and wishing well.

-but the answer's really, really bored.

 

Had a friend, opthalmic surgeon, who went out your way. She stayed
around 18 months then came home. Bored shitless and found all the decent
looking guys were Queer.

I suppose you may not find the latter such a burden.

 

I'm not really bored. I popped in like you do with your rellies at
Christmas. It's fun to watch your gran drop her teeth in her sherry,
enjoy all the smiles and hugs before the inevitable bloodshed and
police enquiries.
It's a great place here and either your mate's a minger and/or she
needs her eyes tested.

badoom tish.

 

No she found there were *lots* of great looking men. They just don't
chase women.

 

They're all poofs in Oz?

 

Well Porl fitted right in it seems. Then again I remember the Blonde
Highlights

 

It's where the expression "Friends of Dorothy" comes from my bi-curious
buddy.

Now stop taking notice of Hog, he's talking out of his Antipodes.

 

You've cut and pasted this from somewhere, yes?

I've moved past kicking cripples in the face. I need a harder fix these
days. Trying to stop you dangling smilies in front of Cab seems a small
price to pay when compared to what I'm thinking about doing to Ginge.

 

Oy! I've just picked up on that!

 

You're not much bloody better. Whatcha going to do to Ginge then?

 

PFCT;

 

Nope, all freshly made for you. Did you like it?

Dangling something else? Actually, forget it. I don't want to know.

 

That sounds interesting.