DRUNK'S WRONG WAY UP M-WAY

A DRUNK police causes panic among motorists as she drives 16 miles up a
motorway the WRONG way.

Terrified drivers had to swerve out of the path of sozzled Sandra White, 50,
as she meandered 16 miles down the entire length of the M66 in Manchester at
45mph.

The police lad technician ignored cop cars that flashed her to stop - almost
ramming one officer who tried to head her off. White, three times over the
limit after boozing at a party, last night began a three-month jail term
after Manchester magistrates locked her up for drunken and dangerous
driving.

The court heard White thought she was in the slow lane. She was very
ashamed, her solicitor said.


THIS IS WHAT I THINK!

Sandra White should have been lock-up for 5-years and banned for life, that
fucking bitch!

 

So she services police lads then, does she?


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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

When people get longer prison terms for driving than they do for murder then
you have to wonder if it isnt more beneficial to murder someone after being
caught drunk on the road.

 

Freind of Molly's maybe?

 

Miro wrote

Does anyone else find it odd that sir.doggies name should pop into my
head as I read that?

 

If you want to talk about dogging, go to the appropriate news-group.
These news-groups are about motoring ok

 

Sir.Tony wrote

Well the words cars is to be found in the sentence "you wank while
looking at people sat in cars" so what is your problem, apart from the
ones we already know about?

 

Do not talk about adult subjects here. There are plenty of adult news-groups
that will appreciate your post.
Some people who may-be reading that are not at the appropriate are to be
reading about adult subjects. If you want to talk to me about adult
subjects, I will happy to talk about it -- but not here, ok

 

The varlet known as Sir.Tony did proclaim to all assembled:

**** off, ****!

 

Its simple, just add me to your kill file ;-)

 

Shit..better stop talking about cars then.

 

spouted forth into
uk.rec.cars.classic...

I suppose the only people who can afford to drive these days are TWOCing
pre-pubescent lowlife scrote scum, so I suppose cars and driving them is
only a subject for kids now.

 

Sir.Tony wrote

Wanking yourself off in full view of the motoring public is hardly adult
behaviour is it?

I am not happy to have a pervert like yourself lecture me on morality
and I am happy to talk about it here.

 

The test of relevance ..... wasn't a British invention.

 

If you think am a pervert then piss-off and add me to your kill file. Dont
talk about thing like that on this news-group. I would rather talk about
dangerous drivers, thank-you!

 

Hey, we *like* perverts here. This is me at the last EOSM:

http://www.solosuck.com/aepixpage/sspixdir/ss4.jpg

Why don't you *cum* along to the next one?

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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

Izzit ****.

There's *no way* you've ever had that much hair[1].

You'll regret that, when you're trying to get Sir.Doggy's jism out of
those hard-to-reach places on the Trofy's fairing.

Old habits die hard, y'know.


[1] On your head[2]
[2] For the avoidance of doubt, like.

 

Stop postimg links to porn web-sights on this news-group!

 

Stop posting your badly-spelled drivel to this newsgroup.

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VN800 Drifter (still for sale)
R80RT (for sale - spares or repairs)
Z200 (Fear the Distance Monster!)
DIAABTCOD#2 GPOTHUF#19
BOTAFOS#6 BOTAFOT#89 FTB#11
BOB#1 SBS#35 ANORAK#18 TWA#15

 

spouted forth into
uk.rec.cars.classic...

Which newsgroup?