Drop in fuel mileage

Discussion in 'Motorbike Technical Discussion' started by Bryan, Sep 23, 2005.

  1. Bryan

    Odinn Guest

    Yes, a little red ball to fetch. Go fetch again.

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    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never
    worshiped anything but himself." -- Sir Richard Francis Burton

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    Odinn, Oct 4, 2005
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  2. Bryan

    Odinn Guest

    Okay. How's this?

    Culex molestus
    Helacyton gartleri
    Primula kewensis

    Want to continue? You lost a long time ago, yet you fail to realize it.
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    Odinn
    RCOS #7
    SENS(less)

    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never
    worshiped anything but himself." -- Sir Richard Francis Burton

    Reeky's unofficial homepage ... http://www.reeky.org
    '03 FLHTI ........... http://www.sloanclan.org/gallery/ElectraGlide
    '97 VN1500D ......... http://www.sloanclan.org/gallery/VulcanClassic
    Atlanta Biker Net ... http://www.atlantabiker.net
    Vulcan Riders Assoc . http://www.vulcanriders.org

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    Odinn, Oct 4, 2005
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  3. I rest my case :))
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 5, 2005
  4. Bryan

    Brian Guest

    New element discovered...


    A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the
    heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named
    Governmentium. Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons,75
    deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic
    mass of 312.


    These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
    surrounded by vast quantities of lepton like particles called peons.
    Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
    detected, because it impedes every action with which it comes into
    contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes a reaction to take four
    days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second.


    Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years. It does not decay, but
    instead under-goes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
    neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's
    mass will actually increase over time since each reorganization will
    cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.


    This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe
    that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
    concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical
    Morass." When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes
    Administratium - an element which radiates just as much energy as
    Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
     
    Brian, Oct 6, 2005
  5. <Snip something as antique and unfunny as Brian>
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 6, 2005
  6. Hey...don't send the dregs to AMS, they don't belong here either....
     
    Troy the Troll, Oct 7, 2005
  7. NAHAY?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 10, 2005
  8. Bryan

    Kitchen Man Guest

    You lost your grip pretty quickly, there. Pity; not worthy to be
    called a flameout, even. More like a squeaky fart.
     
    Kitchen Man, Oct 11, 2005
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    Matt Guest

  10. Bryan

    nrp Guest

    Within the OPEC cartell, the allowable crude shipments are proportioned
    to each country according to the individual countries' reserves. It is
    therefore in each member's best interest to overstate their reserves so
    that they can derive the greatest revenue stream, Who knows what their
    real reserves are.........
     
    nrp, Oct 27, 2005
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