Driver fined for clutching apple

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Steve Parry, Jan 25, 2005.

  1. Steve Parry

    zymurgy Guest

    Indeed. She was in the wrong, she should have held her hands up (or
    not) to it.

    I mean, if we're hauled to task for hoisting mingers (as we're not in
    full control of our vehicles) then she should have the book thrown at
    her ;-)

    HTH

    Paul.
     
    zymurgy, Jan 26, 2005
    #81
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  2. <visions of the new craze of drive by spit explosions>

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Jan 26, 2005
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  3. Martin Watts wrote
    Most probably but who can prove it one way or the other. Either way
    they are going to get you.
    You couldn't possibly prove it and cage drivers, being cage drivers, she
    would have lied her head off and so would her mate.
    ROFL. New to biking are you?
     
    steve auvache, Jan 26, 2005
    #83
  4. Rope wrote
    You actually saw it at the Savoy? I haven't got a clue where I saw it
    but I remember it involved travel to London, after that it all got a bit
    vague. Oddly enough I have always sort of associated the Strand with it
    for some reason and not the conventional west end, maybe that is why.
     
    steve auvache, Jan 26, 2005
    #84
  5. 'You weren't there, so you know ****-all'
    (Copyright Blaney, 2004)
     
    genuine_froggie, Jan 26, 2005
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  6. Steve Parry

    DR Guest

    True? Well I never.
     
    DR, Jan 26, 2005
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  7. Steve Parry

    platypus Guest

    AOL.
     
    platypus, Jan 26, 2005
    #87
  8. Steve Parry

    Lozzo Guest

    DR says...
    I'm waiting for the GLLo rival helmet
     
    Lozzo, Jan 26, 2005
    #88
  9. Steve Parry

    Verdigris Guest

    <visions of exploding toilets>

    A rather extreme solution to piles.
     
    Verdigris, Jan 26, 2005
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  10. Steve Parry

    Verdigris Guest

    On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 23:27:29 +0000, Bear wrote:

    A novel but, I fear, ineffective marketing technique.
     
    Verdigris, Jan 26, 2005
    #90
  11. Steve Parry

    rb Guest

    "Other stations are available"
     
    rb, Jan 26, 2005
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  12. Steve Parry

    rb Guest

    Why not just have gum that you can swallow when you've finished with it?

    And what does actually happen when you swallow it? As a kid I was told
    'it sticks to your ribs' which is one of the reasons I don't pass the
    same sort of bollocks on to the boy now.

    I've never seen the point in gum once the flavour has gone anyway.
     
    rb, Jan 26, 2005
    #92
  13. Steve Parry

    rb Guest

    Clears your u bend though.
     
    rb, Jan 26, 2005
    #93
  14. Brrrr. I'm orf to Basel on Sunday [1] so I must remember to pack warm
    clothes.

    [1] Bruce did you get that bottle of whatever it was for darsy?

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    Adrienne M Bonwick, Jan 26, 2005
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  15. Steve Parry

    DR Guest

    No, he'll just change his name to Neville Itro.

    Anyway, doesn't the G-Mac brand predate this lot?
     
    DR, Jan 26, 2005
    #95
  16. Steve Parry

    Catman Guest

    Very little. It just gets passed eventually. You probably don't want to
    each huge amounts though. One of the mjor ingredients is (IIRC) synthetic
    rubber.


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    Catman, Jan 26, 2005
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  17. Steve Parry

    Lozzo Guest

    DR says...
    You've met George then? :)
    Not in its current form.
     
    Lozzo, Jan 26, 2005
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  18. Steve Parry

    Eddie Guest

    Double hitter! Snopes *and* Cecil.

    http://www.snopes.com/oldwives/chewgum.asp

    http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_059.html
     
    Eddie, Jan 26, 2005
    #98
  19. Steve Parry

    DR Guest

    Not so that he'd remember. I merely listen lots.
    Do I assume correctly that the name has been Bloored?
     
    DR, Jan 26, 2005
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  20. Steve Parry

    rb Guest

    But what you can't use gets passed through, so what's the problem?
     
    rb, Jan 26, 2005
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