Driver fined for clutching apple

But they had Aerial photos.
This smacks of some type of surveillance.
How come they can get aerial photos of a nurse eating an apple while
driving but can't find or, most usually don't even look for evidence
of most other petty or not so petty crimes?

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You realise that Cornish pasties are like French Wine. The good stuff
stays local, and the shit gets shipped abroad.

 

steve auvache says...

When did you learn this 'style' word?

 

rb says...

So, lets get this straight.

She's a 23 year old, blonde Jockanese burd who eats Golden Delicious[1]
apples and drives a Ford Ka.

She deserves to die.........on the grounds that she has no taste or
culture.

[1] Which, it has to be said, are shite as apples go.

 

flash says...

There's a new helmet brand out there now, called Gmac. named after one G
McCaffrey, a bloke Mr Varnsverry knows quite well.

 

Colonel Tupperware wrote

**** me you are quick eh?

Economics innit? It costs zillions of euros a second to fly a
helicopter when it is working on taxpayers time so what they do is split
the on air time proportionally between proper police work and catching
villains. So, for every 10 minutes they spend chasing thieving fucking
scrotes, they have to spend 2 hours photoing speeding motorists in order
to pay for the petrol.

 

wessie says...

They're not for girls, apparently.

 

Lozzo wrote

Snot learned, it is inherent innit.

 

Well I'm not suprised she got fined if she was holding Mr McCaffrey's
helmet, the minx.

 

Amen to that. A Dewdney[1] pasty is not for the hoi polloi.
[1] Ivor not Ron.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Colonel

Ahem. I'd bet the aerial photos were actually stock shots, used by the
prosecution to demonstrate road layout.

It still sounds like complete fucking over-kill, mind.

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In

But according to the IAM driving something that isn't powered by a BMC B
series whilst not being in possesion of a fully grown beard is probably a
"no no"


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I imagine most people are like me - they wait until they're on a straight
bit before switching on the radio/rear screen etc.

Should I find myself in the position of eating a sandwich whilst driving, I
only grab and bite it during low hazard bits of road.

John

 

The aerial photos were taken after the event, twice by the sounds of
it. Once from a fixed wing plane and then the chopper had a look as
well[1]. But apparently they were in the area anyway so it didn't
actually cost anything.

It would have been cheaper to just shoot her at the scene.

[1] I'm not joking here either, check the news stories.

 

Arlo is Woody's son.

 

So Woody was Arlo's dad

And Arlo was Woody's son.

Ok, I think I've got that bit now.


But who the **** is Alice?

 

Well, he's rather more than a character in a film.

 

Eatmorepies says...

If the corner looks exciting I switch the traction control off mid
corner to see what'll happen. I have to take a hand off the wheel to do
it, which makes things a bit leery sometimes.

 

She runs a restaurant.

 

Rope wrote

Yebbut it was his son Arlo who turned into the filthy pinko 60's commie
pacifist bastard long haired hippy protest singer songwriter story
teller who wrote Alice's Restaurant which is the song/story/fillum what
Eaton quoted in the first place.