Driver fined for clutching apple

Never answer the question though, do they? Next time I get stopped and asked
how fast I thought I was going I'm simply going to ask to see their license
and then arrest them for wasting my time. See how _they_ like it.

 

Have to disagree there old chap, chocolate etc comes under the general
heading of confectionery, along with mints and boiled sweets.

The Ginsters is the one true travelling persons snackfood item. Hmm,
delicious, especially straight out of the wrapper, cold.

 

oldbloke at work fumbled, fiddled and fingered:

What so the fat content sticks to the roof of your mouth? <ewww>


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K100RS SE
F650
(not forgetting the SK90PY)

 

I'm afraid I'm compelled to agree with you.
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Champ fumbled, fiddled and fingered:

Personal preference, but I want mine warmed up thanks.

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F650
(not forgetting the SK90PY)

 

Heh, it's the food of the (driving) gods

 

Wimp, cold 'n congealed is best.

 

oldbloke at work fumbled, fiddled and fingered:

Look I just prefer my grease liquid OK )

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K100RS SE
F650
(not forgetting the SK90PY)

 

ISTR one of the reports mentioned the police saw the car swerve while
the driver was only holding the wheel with one hand while, apparently,
having a phone in the other

Y'see, without the bit about swerving (and therefore blowing a corner)
it makes a great story about the state of the police and justice in the
UK. With the swerving bit, however, it's just a story about some stupid
bitch who can't drive properly

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Dr Ivan D. Reid wrote

You have Starlings? Treasure them, the poor beasties are recovering
from a nasty case of population decimation and need all the help they
can get.

 

Cab wrote

I leave that kind of decision up to the gearbox while I concentrate on
the somewhat trickier job of hanging the back out in style.

 

Veggie Dave wrote

I imagine the swerving bit was when she was ferreting about on the floor
trying to recover the apple what had fallen there.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, rb

Oh **** me, I thought you were taking the piss with the aerial
photographs...

"They was taking plaster tire tracks, foot prints, dog smelling prints,
and they took twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with
circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining
what each one was to be used as evidence against us. Took pictures of
the approach, the getaway, the northwest corner, the southwest corner
and that's not to mention the aerial photography."

--
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"Old bloke fined for cornering whilst clutching at heart"

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Steve Parry"

An apple?

Fucking too right. If she'd been caressing a banana with her lips, it
wouldn't have been a bookable offence at all.

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Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

Rope wrote

Exceptin' Alice.

 

*Bzzzt*

The one and only true snack is a Pot Noodle. Eaten with a fork. Whilst
steering with the knees.



frag

 

http://driving.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,12389-1455523,00.html

"When he discovered that she was holding a half-eaten apple, he issued
her with a £30 fixed-penalty ticket."

I'm surprised they didn't take dental prints to establish who it was
that had half eaten the apple.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Dr Ivan D. Reid"

Beware the Ginsters' curse. A curiously tepid outside with a
superheated-steam inside. Guaranteed to make you spit your dentures.

30secs max guards against a burnt palate.

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Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

Steve Parry wrote

Put it on the dash and turn the demister to full on. Works every time.