Drip... drip... drip...

Time to go on the run...

 

ITYF he uses a map.

 

That's because, of all the people to buy a GPS, he's the only
intelligent one.

 

Ben Blaney says...

GPS sucks, unless you're in the middle of the desert.

 

Even then, who needs it? If you've got a watch, and it's not cloudy,
and you've *ever* seen a map of roughly where you are - you can work
it out.

Drop me anywhere in the Middle East, in a SUV with a full tank of
fuel, and I'm pretty confident I can find my way to where I want to
be.

 

When did this start?

 

Bicester

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

Are you good at mazes?

 

Better than Bert Fry.

 

That's only for when he wants to go straight to his destination. Nothing
takes you on a scenic route better than a GPS, I have been using them since
the US military scrapped SA

 

I had my first ever experience of MK on Wednesday[1], I'm not sure I'd
want to suffer such misery in the rain.

[1] Looking at a SO[2] SAAB.
[2] It was old and it was most definitely shite.

 

"Champ made me moist"

 

Isn't it Platy you should be burning?

What's roast platypus taste like, I wonder?

 

Chicken?

 

Pork
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We'll open up your eyes, just to check that you're asleep, again

 

True. Basic Boy Scoutism, innit. Was reading some stuff on the LRDG and
Popski; it was amazing how they just headed off into the sands for
hundreds of miles and just arrived where they aimed for with no fuss.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

<inspects small print>

Fucking hell. This policy's *useless*.

Why didn't you mention this when I bought it?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Depends which end you're at I suspect

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Gyp

You honestly think there's a difference?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

I was stood by the Wing, three weeks ago, when he fired up the GPS and
demonstrated waypoint congruency. Spot on, it was. I suspect Dodger's GPS
is simply front-ending a Cray or something in the topbox - he couldn't start
the bike afterwards, and had to bump-start it down the street.

Of course, this doesn't mean he doesn't use a map.