Don't worry its all done with computers

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by flash, Jan 24, 2005.

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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, mups
    *Thwap*

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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Jan 24, 2005
    #21
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, DR
    Dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka... BOOM!

    Oops.

    Sorry, thought I had the "gentle rebuke" checkbox selected.

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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Jan 24, 2005
    #22
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    platypus Guest

    I wonder if it runs a killfile.
     
    platypus, Jan 24, 2005
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, mups
    <picks up bits>

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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Jan 24, 2005
    #24
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    DR Guest

    I'm glad you didn't go for Corporal Punishment, then.
     
    DR, Jan 24, 2005
    #25
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    mups Guest

    *Thunk*
     
    mups, Jan 24, 2005
    #26
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, DR
    Good call. That could have caused Major Damage.

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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Jan 24, 2005
    #27
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, mups
    Words fail me.

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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Jan 24, 2005
    #28
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    mups Guest

    I was expecting a byte and didn't even get a nibble.
     
    mups, Jan 24, 2005
    #29
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, mups
    Heh.

    What, and spoil everyone's fun? I wouldn't dream of it.

    And I'd have fucked that one up regardless of the time of day...

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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Jan 25, 2005
    #30
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    mups Guest

    Long words especially. Maybe you should try deferring your reads until
    the morning.
     
    mups, Jan 25, 2005
    #31
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    DR Guest

    Yes, might have had to call the fire brigade 'ere.

    (I'm running out of ideas, can you tell?)
     
    DR, Jan 25, 2005
    #32
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, DR
    I'd have kept that thought Private, if I were you.

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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Jan 25, 2005
    #33
  14. It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    drugs began to take hold. I remember Nigel Eaton
    Kept in a drawer, such rank humour.

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    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jan 25, 2005
    #34
  15. Cordwainer Smith? Writer of some fine (and very strange) fiction. And
    non-fiction.

    From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cordwainer_Smith :

    ===============================================

    Planoforming ships moving between the stars, and humans telepathically
    linked with cats defend them from the attacks of monsters in the dark
    spaces between the stars - humans perceive them as dragons, the cats
    perceive them as gigantic rats - dispersing them with the flash of
    small atomic weapons.

    ===============================================

    Phil.
     
    Phil Launchbury, Jan 25, 2005
    #35
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    MikeH Guest

    My Blockbusters hasn't got that.
     
    MikeH, Jan 25, 2005
    #36


  17. I *loved* that. Especially the bit about the human saluting
    non-telepahthic cats when off duty.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jan 25, 2005
    #37
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    Alex Ferrier Guest

    "All your bases are belong to us."

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    Alex
    BMW R1150GS
    DIAABTCOD#3 MSWF#4 UKRMFBC#6 Ibw#35 BOB#8
    http://www.team-ukrm.co.uk
    Windy's "little soldier"
     
    Alex Ferrier, Jan 25, 2005
    #38
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    porl Guest

     
    porl, Jan 25, 2005
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    porl Guest

    porl, Jan 25, 2005
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