Do they think we're morons?

Surely it's all very simple Phil?

God would vote Tory and drive a Rover. Shouldn't you just do the same?

 

I have no wish to speak fo Phil, but there was a documentary on a
while back where some "extreme" muslims e.g. Taleban, etc. had said
that voting for a corrupt government was, by it's very nature, a sin,
and should be punished by death. It was this thinking that led to much
of the slaughter in Algeria, iirc.

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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies all I agree I look good in black... fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Caruso
It's as primitave as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really rightous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might just have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise
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Dr Ivan D. Reid emerged from their own little world to say

how queer

 

How long have you been reeding my posts? I never yews spill chuckers. I
just used the wrong worm.
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Sounds it.
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You really are on a roll tonight, aren't you?


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SV650
Black it is
and naked

 

I think if someone started a "None of the above" party they could be
onto a winner, as long as they appeared last on the ballot paper of
course.

 

Nah, you weighs 'em against the Plymouth Bibles, if they comes up light
you burns 'em.

Hmm, not helping much.

 

Vote Brewster!

 

Busted, Braniac. Take it like a man!

 

It is - "principals", for starters.

 

http://www.nota.org/aboutvnota.htm

 

No, but mine's a London Pride of you're buying

 

Prolly just lost in the post

 

You might just see something along those lines in BBF on Sunday night if
that sketch is in the show

Tonight's recording was nice and cruel - watch it

 

OK, say you have a straight Labour - Tory battle in your constituency,
with no realistic other possibility

You don't believe either of them and you, on the whole disagree with
what they claim to be putting on the table

So, you have the option of voting for another party (wasted vote) or you
spoil your ballot paper (wasted vote)

Why then, do you lose your right to whinge

 

You must feel so .... empowered

 

What's happened to TOG ?

ISTR he waxed lyrical on this subject last time I stepped out of line

 

the cont known as raden says...

Vote the party you most believe in. Not voting loses you the right to
whinge.