Do Not Flush While Seated

Yes. A little slipway thing.

And if you've built up a particularly large load, it sort of backs up,
causing a log jam (you should excuse the expression) all the way to your
intestinal colon and you stand up with tuddies hanging out of your arse.

 

Yes. A little slipway thing.[/QUOTE]

They have them in Cloggieland too. Legend has it that this is due to
the local addiction to rare meat. Having the load available for a
post-dump inspection makes it easier to check for worms.

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Bear says...

I did that to my ex-wife one afternoon while she was sleeping off a
night shift. I thought that her being a nurse, she wouldn't mind cos
they deal with stuff like that all the time. It was a monster,and even
more shocking when you consider that I weighed just under 9 stone at the
time. This thing was almost half my body weight.

It's amazing how quickly some women can become animated when the mood
takes them.

 

On a snowboarding trip, a mate of mine came out of the loo and said
"Don't go in there, I'm going to get my camera..."

 

I recall watching a C4 program a year or so back called "The anatomy
of disgust". Incredibly interesting, it was. One episode examined a
german cultural 'obsession' with faeces, and how that was used by the
nazis in its anti-semitic propaganda.

Tiny bit about it here:
http://www.channel4.com/culture/microsites/A/anatomy_disgust/nazis.html

 

Did he put it on http://www.ratemypoo.com ?

 

I had to click on that to check you hadn't made it up.

 

Did you recognize one as your mate's?

 

I'm afraid I'm not able to identify my friends by their shit.

 

Have a search for "Gilbert and George"

 

I have a blind mate who didn't see the flashing light that indicated the
bog was about to auto-clean...

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