Do Not Flush While Seated

I have to ask. Has anyone tried?

As you can see, back from a long ukrmless sojourn, still in Germany,
still riding the 'Bird, Trophys got a fucked starter motor.

Thats about it, I'll catch up on the binned list shortly.

<confession mode>

I want a Sachs Badass :-(

 

Yes.

Has this got something to do with the subject of your post?

 

Almost relevent:

http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/toilet.htm

 

Easy to do at SO's, as it's one of those bogs where the hole opens and it's
all whipped away by suction, with no water. Well, a bit, but no
'splashback'.

 

I actually noticed it on one of the newer trains. Well, for NSE, a
brand new train. I had visions of the drunken Friday night brigade.

 

Weelll, not really, I didnt notice the otherwise obvious pun, but
anyway, I thought they looked like a luagh. For a given value of laugh.

Did I mention I bought on of these...?

http://www.anthrotech.de/

and I have a mission to ride it across the works pond when it freezes
over. Piccies to follow in January....I hope :-(

 

Why the sad face? With some spiky tyres (or not) it sounds like a right
laugh.

Wear some wool over a wetsuit and have volunteers nearby.

 

Christ. That sounds like an absolute horror to clean. I mean most
(English) bogs have water in the bottom but with no liquid at all, the
shit's going to stick to the bottom[1], or wherever it happens to land.

[1] No pun intended.

 

<nods rapidly>

 

It's not a problem. People with *real* French nationality would
understand the language and culture, then go and shit in the street.

HTH

 

That's not all, DDA compliant toilets:
http://www.sweller.dynalias.org/door/

 

sweller says...

Beeee Beep!, Beeee Beep! Cunting things....

 

Ah, yes, the spaz-crapper

 

Obviously, being blind the braille sign informing you to be aware of the
flashing light is helpful.

 

Do they put the "Do Not Flush While Seated" bit in Braille? Just out of
curiosity you unnerstand, I'd hate to see any unfortunate accidents
involving a Labrador....

 

Or go and squat in the shower tray.

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X
BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

It lands on the porcelain, but so far (and this despite the worrying fact
that I'm currently laying toalies of utterly monstrous girth and length),
skid marks are miraculously rare.

 

Is that one of those ones that go out of service if you don't flush?

 

No, it's one with a pathetically small tank and runs on a network with
only three depots equipped to empty them. Brighton's CET hoses (shit
emptying department) don't line up with the train. Hilarious.

There is a reset button hidden behind a panel that convinces it it's not
quite as full as it thinks. No one's sure what happens if you do this
too often.

 

*shudder*

I remember those abominations.

And, of course, the other advantage of dropping your bricks into water
is that it tends to cut down on the smell, something that the Teutonic
Toiletten don't do... *peeeeee-ew*