Sales call this afternoon, ostensibly from an outfit called Toucan Telecom, trying to sell me cheap calls. Sales droid had a seriously "Goodness Gracious Me" accent, and gave his name as Steve Austin... Huh? You are fucking taking the piss. Listen, cunt, if you want to sell to me, first don't lie to me, and second don't insult my intelligence. Dear oh dear oh dear. I suppose I'd better get round to doing the TPS thang...