Dnepr Daze

Don't know. I got him from the membership sec. of the sad bastards club.

Anyway, the hypocrisyconscience-o-meter is pretty untroubled....

 

No, Ashby de la zouch!

 

Watch out for the hypocrisy police if it is.

"I own a Urinal and am proud of it!" Paint it on the chair.

 

that was Ged, surely?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
typed

<squints at darsy suspiciously>

Are you riding a combo? Only, with that inability to keep up...

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

I blame Google.

 

nah, Google works most of the time ;-)

 

Bear proposed

lol, I have to say that made me fair chuckle.

 

Bear proposed

Ah, zat is ze famouz Enlgaender humour, izn't it?

 

In case he does himself some 'arm?

 

Doc's verdict:
Broken right toe, cracked rib, torn/stretched ligament on inside left
knee and mighty bruising on the chest.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, sweller

"Come back and fight, you coward!"

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "sweller"

To be fair, after nutting an Armco and doing a triple salsa with
backward twist, you got off lightly.

 

No collar bone? Result.

At least you didn't do a LN and limp around on the broken toe until it was
rotted enough to fall off the foot.

 

It'll T-Cut out.

"When Russians fight back!"

 

Commiserations, man. Chest injuries, especially ribs, hurt for
fucking *ages*.

You need a copy of the Little Red Book in hardback for next time -
large format preferred.

 

ouch ouch ouch.

Still, nothing that requires a cast, so you can still ride. Watch out
for broken toes - I broke the little toe on my right foot by kicking a
coffee table (don't ask), and subsequently re-broke it about 4-5 times
over the next two years bumping into things bare-foot.

You probably want to avoid laughing with that chest damage - avoid
reading AndyR's stuff, but you should probably be safe enough with
Porl's at the moment[1]


[1] *hugz* to Porl.

 

It's the same toe I broke dropping a Morris Minor engine on - whilst
wearing desert boots (fortunately they were black so didn't show the
mark), when a pedal box on a Mk 4 Cortina 'exploded' and whilst drunk (no
idea how).

 

it's tales like the above that remind me why I pay people to fix
mechanical things.

 

Now you know why the Russians drink so much vodka.