Ditch surfing

Dhow, dhow.

Calm down, you silly felucca.

--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..73063../..16589.../..3180./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
'^'

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Salad Dodger

Spare us the cutter, Sam; Pam's at the gig.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

You'll be needing a DS# then. Please apply to the appropriate
authority.

This has been a public service announcement

 

I may be DS#1, but you're KotL.

 

It could be worse, Ginge is a dead ringer for beaker.

Admit it, you just like things lapping at your nads.

 

<fx: opens lock-up door with an expansive geture>

 

Could indeed! Glad your ok (mostly) though )

Will do - and you too...

 

<fx: goes to screwfix.com and searches>

 

I've got one too ... and it came from Molly.

So possibly she's suggesting Strichy needs to apply for one... but I'm sure
they were awarded on merit previously

 

Just a momentary abberation, honest.

 

Yep, certainly do, are you offering? )

 

That's you, isn't it?

<puts on suit and slicks down hair>

Please can I have a DS#

<burns suit and ruffles hair>

<takes off burning suit, treats burns on legs>

 

Oh yes, deffo on merit. The clincher, was the 'water lapping around my
nads' remark.

 

You are indeed worthy of a much coverted DS#. Molly, err.. what's the
next number on the list??