Ditch surfing

Schooner him than me!

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

I wouldn't worry Pip, Champ's barque is worse that his bight.
--
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Nigel Eaton says...

Yacht are you lot on about.

 

mups says...

They're having a little Dghajsa with death.

 

<snigger>

You clumsy ****.

Still, at least it sounds like only your wallet suffered permanent
damage.

 

Ferry good.

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What did you xebec?

 

Same with my ditch surfing moment on the Bandit. Mine you, this was
after the effects of the knock on the head I suffered, and the
dislocated shoulder and bruising.

Does the bike have to be completely in the ditch to get a DS# I wonder?

 

I refer the honourable gentleman to my reply at 05:48

 

Ah. I misinterpreted the top sentence as meaning that using the rear
brake on its own gave more braking than using the front on its own.

Apologies, and I'll go and heap sackcloth and ashes on my head.[/QUOTE]

Can I assist? ;o)

 

Sorry? I didn't ketch that.

 

Thanks for that. I always wondered how/why it works.

 

Nope, but ABS would have been very welcome!

 

That's bad enuff, isn't it?

 

You're sounding dangerously like a Northerner now ;-)

 

By and large, I'm quite taken aback. You've taken the wind out of my sails,
mate.

 

There's a lot of it about.

<coughs> Damn your perfect memory!
Yes, I have this habit of going into bends a bit too enthusiastically.
Mostly I get away with it, as on that occassion - this time I didn't.
It's only afterwards I thought, if I'd have just released everything
and went for the bend I'd have probably made it......................
or flipped the bike and broken my neck.

I very nearly traded up to Blackbird, but then my boss said "where's
the challenge?" so I stuck with my bus.

<grins evily and twists moustache>

 

Can I assist? ;o)[/QUOTE]

<proffers shovel>

 

Well, if you're just going to insult me <flounce>

 

<clutches chest>

NOT a Honda???????????

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