Ditch surfing

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Stritchy, Oct 23, 2004.

  1. Stritchy

    Stritchy Guest

    Absofuckinglutely
     
    Stritchy, Oct 24, 2004
    #21
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  2. Stritchy

    Stritchy Guest

    Indeed.
    It'd have only taken a sharp stick in the ditch to have put me in
    hospital with a hole through my back!
    <1,2,3............ counts blessings>
     
    Stritchy, Oct 24, 2004
    #22
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    Stritchy Guest

    Makes me laugh too....................................................
    now
    The bike actually stayed dug into the verge, courtesy of the crash
    bars. If she'd gone into the ditch I'd never have got her out.
     
    Stritchy, Oct 24, 2004
    #23
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    Stritchy Guest

    I'd love to say "I am Animal", but unfortunately, Gonzo is more
    appropriate.
    Me too!
     
    Stritchy, Oct 24, 2004
    #24
  5. Stritchy

    Stritchy Guest

    Thanks

    Welcome back BB
    Yeah, it only a moment of fuckwittery :eek:(
    I aim to please
     
    Stritchy, Oct 24, 2004
    #25
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    Stritchy Guest

    That's me that is
    Yes, but its *MY* Honda :eek:(
     
    Stritchy, Oct 24, 2004
    #26
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    Timo Geusch Guest

    Stritchy was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:
    They can, and I think they've got most of them in stock anyway. After
    my own attempt at horizontal Panning they got me the wine-red mirror
    cover within two or three days...
     
    Timo Geusch, Oct 24, 2004
    #27
  8. Unless you ride a ShiteOldHarley, this simply isn't true.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 24, 2004
    #28
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    Pip Guest

    (The Older Gentleman) struggled
    to ejaculate:
    Loath though I am, a mere novice, to disagree with The Oracle:
    Bollocks.

    As long as the rear tyre isn't waving in the air, then surely getting
    some retardation on the rear must help? The study referred to last
    time we did this explained it quite well - for maximum retardation,
    they reckoned the first thing to do is shut the throttle and sit up,
    moving your CoG back as far as possible.
    As you sit up, hammer the rear brake on as hard as you dare, making
    the bike squat and compressing the rear suspension.
    Then hammer the front on as hard as you dare, unloading the rear to
    some extent and requiring a reduction in pressure to the rear to avoid
    locking. The whole process once practised takes the blink of a gnat's
    nicitating membrane.

    The most effective way to brake is cadence braking, right? Increasing
    and decreasing the braking pressure, loading and unloading the
    suspension thus dissipating energy through the springs and shocks -
    this is effectively what you would do when getting on the rear first -
    make the rear squat then unload it by use of the front brake.

    The point of maximum retardation is the instant before the wheel locks
    in most cases, using the mechanical grip of the tyre on tarmac. The
    faster you can get to this point and the longer you can hold it there
    without the wheel locking, the better. Shorter braking distances rely
    on getting the brakes on hard early. As hard as possible, as early as
    possible - and holding it there without locking up (the rear, I'll
    grant, is an option as far as locking goes) - personally I really DGAF
    as long as the rear doesn't try to overtake the front.

    Having tried this with the legendary Coke Can, it works for me - on
    the RF at least. I suspect it would work better on a Pan Euro, with a
    lower CoG that is further back to start with. I'll grant that the
    rider of a cutting-edge sportsbike with massive radial brakes with
    wavy discs and billet calipers on the front and a riding position that
    forces the rider to crouch right over the tank may be better off
    forgetting about using the vestigial rear brake altogether, but not
    all bikes are built that way and Stritchy rides a Pan Euro.

    Refutation and education welcome.
     
    Pip, Oct 24, 2004
    #29
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    Big Tony Guest

    Does Stritchy's Pan have linked brakes? I ask as some variations of Honda'a
    linked brake systems have a one of the front pots linked to the brake pedal
    such that the only way to get maximum front braking is to use the rear in
    unison.
     
    Big Tony, Oct 24, 2004
    #30
  11. Ah. I misinterpreted the top sentence as meaning that using the rear
    brake on its own gave more braking than using the front on its own.

    Apologies, and I'll go and heap sackcloth and ashes on my head.

    Move along, now, nothing to see here.....
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 24, 2004
    #31
  12. Nope, that's me, that is. The Duke is still on the OE pads after seven
    years and 24,000 miles.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 24, 2004
    #32
  13. When I see you and Linda on it, I always have the same feeling.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 24, 2004
    #33

  14. Wow. "Panning for gold".
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 24, 2004
    #34
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    Salad Dodger Guest

    Unless you ride a ShiteOldHarley, this simply isn't true.[/QUOTE]

    Points at GL1500 and KH500A8 in garage and challenges assertion most
    strongly.

    --
    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
    |_\_____/_| ..73063../..16589.../..3180./.19406
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
    '^'
     
    Salad Dodger, Oct 24, 2004
    #35
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    Salad Dodger Guest

    On Sun, 24 Oct 2004 11:21:56 +0100,
    <sub-contracts forthcoming Stanley knife "incident">

    --
    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
    |_\_____/_| ..73063../..16589.../..3180./.19406
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
    '^'
     
    Salad Dodger, Oct 24, 2004
    #36
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger
    Why not get all DnC on him, and go for a soldering iron instead?

    --
    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Oct 24, 2004
    #37
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    Ovenpaa Guest

    On Sun, 24 Oct 2004 09:52:19 +0100, Pip wrote:

    ****, I just yank the front on and hope, IMHO back brakes are confusing
    lack feel and are invariably worhless.
     
    Ovenpaa, Oct 24, 2004
    #38
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    Big Tony Guest

    Why? Surely linked brakes are one of the best inventions of all time:)
     
    Big Tony, Oct 24, 2004
    #39
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    Lozzo Guest

    Big Tony says...
    Along with pies :)
     
    Lozzo, Oct 24, 2004
    #40
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