Dirty Marks On My Seat!

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Bobby, Feb 25, 2004.

  1. Bobby

    Bobby Guest

    My GF's a model, and she says she won't **** me on a dirty seat, so i need
    it cleaned ASAP!!

    How do i clean dirty boot marks off the seat of my 2002 Blackbird1100XX?
    Water and soap just doesn't do the trick, so i need your help! Any ideas?
     
    Bobby, Feb 25, 2004
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  2. Bobby

    Uncle Buck Guest

    Catch 22.

    you'll need to have sex on the seat to lube it up and clean it. Her juices
    will remove most stubborn stains!
     
    Uncle Buck, Feb 25, 2004
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  3. Bobby

    Fwoar Guest

    My GF's a model

    So she's a fake of the real thing?
     
    Fwoar, Feb 25, 2004
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  4. Bobby

    Knobdoodle Guest

    No no Bobby; plastic replica motorbikes are called models. When it's women
    they're called "dolls".
     
    Knobdoodle, Feb 25, 2004
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  5. Bobby

    Gabbfduy Guest

    I saw your model girlfriend - standing in the window of a Just Jeans
    store...
     
    Gabbfduy, Feb 25, 2004
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  6. Bobby

    Baron Von Rotter Guest

    Try rubbing your scrotum over the stains really really hard... after all
    you did say they were sweaty... so perhaps the sweat will get the stains
    off.
     
    Baron Von Rotter, Feb 25, 2004
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