Direct action against tossers

I think so... I'm getting Bored (with Russia).

 

Oh, jolly well played.

Champ: is this your petard?

 

Bit of a difference between UK and Malaysia, though.
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No capital letter after your bang for a start. (An exclamation mark usually
means that particular sentece is ended). A comma after a space after a
question mark is not a good example of your command of the written word. Not
so much illiteracy as shite grammar.


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Ohh, did Bear reclaim the fuckwit of the month award, or wot?



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Where can I mail you to?


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So what're they doing on eBay then, playing with their knobs?


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I did actually know what you and Eddie were cascading but I had to
Google their discography before I made that post.

And that's enough of that, too.

 

There's just one flaw in that argument -- according to Chambers,
there's no such word as 'obstruse' (they go directly from 'obstruent' to
'obtain'). ...and given that the 's' in abstruse comes from 'trusum', to
thrust, I don't particularly buy the typo theory either...

But, carry on being obstreperously obstinate, if that's your thing.

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KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".

 

Going through customs into an African country after a very tiring flight
I was asked:
"Do you have a video camera?"
"I don't have a video camera!"

[look more tired]

"Do you have any cigarettes."
"I don't smoke!"

[look tired and bored]

"Do you have any Scotch Whisky?"
"I don't drink Whisky!"

[look tired bored and hot]

"Have you brought anything in to this country for a friend?"

Now I meant to say no in a different way but what came out in a deep
voice while looking the guy in the eye was:

"I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS!"

He looked at me, stepped back and waved me through.

 

I thought "irony" was God giving a tortoise a drag factor of 0.3

 

Actually, 'obstruse' can be found, variously, spelled as 'obstruce',
obstruse', 'abstruce', and 'abstruse' - it appears to be one of those words
where the American spelling and pronunciation is gaining the upper hand.

Chambers is not the only scholarly work, you know

To address your latter point - I'm the first to admit that I am defiantly
and unrepentantly obstinate, and why not? In an increasingly bewildering
world, where modish fads come and go faster than a front line soldier in a
mobile brothel, where 'assurance' is derided and where 'certainty' is
reviled, it's good to have something to hang on to.

Besides which, I increasingly find that I don't, actually, give a shit about
what others think - some sort of profound personality disorder, probably,
but there you go......

 

You're a bit of a tease, aren't you Tone? - waggling your bare arse so
invitingly, then running back home in a panic at the first caress of your
buttocks.

Take a tip, lad, stay well away from older gentlemen

 

<puzzled> You've been doing wind tunnel tests on tortoises?

 

Split more like it.

 

Someone has to....

 

I've been keeping a rendezvous.

 

You fucker, I thought 'who are they, why do I know those names?' then
the sodding theme tune lodged in my head.

 

'Tis a written rule that all such posts must carry their own mistakes. If
they don't, you're out.


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The subject line sounds like an Award ;-)

Perhaps we could start a *Directly Against Tossers Award*? <DATA>