Direct action against tossers

Wrong again.

<VBG>

Not doing too well, are you?

 

<Smeagol>

"Master's my *fwend*!"

<Gollum>

"You don't have any friends...."

 

Oddly, I don't get any grief from Americans these days.

No, that's Des. I do enjoy a little troll from time to time, mind.

Because I would prefer more than my minimum desire. I've just sold
another 125 lump, complete but not known whether it runs or not, for
£77.

No, it wouldn't.

It's not hassle. It's sitting here, has been for ages, and I don't care.
I don't mind waiting.

In which case they should only use Ebay BIN or Classified sales, instead
of messing around with proper auctions. Don't you think?

 

They've pulled an auction or two, in the past.

 

You are, of course, entitled to air your views, no matter how misguided
and ****-witted they are.

 

"Oh, the irony."

 

ITYF that's a budgie.

 

I've tried to phone in & vote for you but all the lines are engaged.

 

Squawk!

 

What, you thought you could nick it at the death by posting a blank
reply first?

 

What about Drooper, Bingo and Snorky?

 

They slipped up.

 

Impeckable.

 

Oy Vey!!! - can't you get *anything* right?! - it's
'bwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!'

The effect you *should* be aiming for is the maniacal whoop of a victorious
savage, who has just torn out the still beating heart of his prostrate
enemy, and is proceeding to eat it! - *not* (as in your case) a quite
passable impression of a chain-smoking old git clearing his throat prior to
depositing another gobful of phlegm on the pavement!

Perhaps you should consider bidding for my 'Ten Easy Steps To Usenet
Victory' course? (item 694725702736)

Unlike the older gent, I am not averse to a BIN offer - so, mail me.........

 

"The Older Gentleman" wrote in message

On the contrary, I think it's starting to go very well indeed. I expect to
get almost as much fun from this thread as you derive from a day spent
rearranging the scrap iron in your garden.

 

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I very much doubt if there is anything that anyone could teach *you* about
irony - or, indeed, ferrous metals in general!

 

In for the kill...


(Do you think anybody else knows what we're talking about? Or is even
bothering to read this thread?)

 

They have to make sense? Oh... if I were Britannia, I'd waive the rules.

 

*bzzt*

Repetition.

I would have expected you to have at least read the whole thread!