Did u get cought over the limit?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by sir.tony, Jan 2, 2004.

  1. sir.tony

    Catman Guest


    Why Mr Safety Glasses? If I saw a biker wheeling the M5, and they
    appeared to be in control, I'd probably be cheering them on.

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    Catman, Jan 4, 2004
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  2. sir.tony

    deadmail Guest

    Fair enough.
    Given you'll probably *still* be riding like a **** they could do you
    for whatever they observed.
    Given the point I've noted above I'm not disagreeing with you. I don't
    like the whole ring the police when someone farts mentality although I
    do accept it's a personal foible, possibly an antisocial one, a little
    irrational and not entirely consistent either.
     
    deadmail, Jan 4, 2004
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  3. sir.tony

    sweller Guest

    I believe this is a bit of a myth that occasionally rears its ugly head
    on the railway from time to time.

    Anyway, by that logic if I have 10 pints of Guinness and stop drinking
    eight hours before I book on, I'll be alright?
     
    sweller, Jan 5, 2004
  4. sir.tony

    ogden Guest

    Or, say, a heavy drinking session on a Friday night before you have to be
    at work at, for example, 5am on the Sunday? :)
     
    ogden, Jan 5, 2004
  5. sir.tony

    sweller Guest


    If we could have Cab's eight system, that would be great and not a
    problem...
     
    sweller, Jan 5, 2004
  6. sir.tony

    ogden Guest

    According to that ATC Speech that was doing the rounds a while back,
    the pilots get tanked up in the first class lounge at the start of the
    flight, leaving the plane on autopilot, then dose themselves with coffee
    when it's time to land.

    Though the bloke also suggested that because Concorde flew faster than a
    bullet, if they armed it with guns it'd shoot itself down, so several pinches
    of salt are required :)
     
    ogden, Jan 5, 2004
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    Bob123 Guest

    On the subject of people drinking to much, I once met a chap in a pub
    who took great delight in telling me about a scientific experiment he
    was running, he said <spoken slowly in a Yorkshire accent>
    “If I ‘av 8 pints o Guinness an’ go ‘ome, I’m fine” <pause as he inhales
    half a pint of Guinness>
    “If I ‘av 8 pints o Guinness an’ an ‘iland Park, I wet the bed” <pause
    as he inhales the other half, next pint arrives via some telepathic link
    between him and the bar keep>
    “7 pints an a Parks fine, 9 pints without a parks fine, but if I ‘av 8
    pints an a Park, I wet the bed”
    I asked him how long this experiment has been going on and he replied
    “Oooh about 3 years now” then to the bar keep “Pete give us a Park”
    “You sure John?”
    “yea bring it on” <downs whisky> “right I best get ‘ome see you tomorrow
    Pete” and to me “nice to meet you young man” at this point he tried to
    knock my teeth out by hitting me on the back with the palm of his hand,
    then he left.

    Pete told me that he’d had 8 pints and that he had been reluctant to
    serve the Highland Park because he felt sorry for the mans wife.

    In that minute I swore I’d never live next to a pub.

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    Bob
    Currently borrowing a black and red Yamaha XJ750 with fuel injection
    Present: Honda XL125RF (FS)
    Past: Honda CG125
    bob at homeurl tomato dot co dot uk
    remove the red fruit if you’d like to email me.
     
    Bob123, Jan 6, 2004
  8. Good God. And it's still running?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jan 6, 2004
  9. sir.tony

    Bob123 Guest

    Yes but it is in need of a little TLC, it’s started to cough, splutter
    and occasionally stall mainly when cold, the owner recons it’s running
    rich, also the bike back fires when engine braking, particularly if it’s
    sustained. I’ll be posting a new thread at some point requesting info on
    how to fix these things; I may even put a photo of it up some where so
    everyone can see how ugly it is [1].

    [1] very very is the answer[2]
    [2] I don’t mind and it does mean it’s unlikely to get nicked

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    Bob
    Currently borrowing a black and red Yamaha XJ750 with fuel injection
    Present: Honda XL125RF (FS)
    Past: Honda CG125
    bob at homeurl tomato dot co dot uk
    remove the red fruit if you’d like to email me.
     
    Bob123, Jan 6, 2004
  10. sir.tony

    Bob123 Guest

    I thought that it was perfectly sober drivers followed by Cancer.

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    Bob
    Currently borrowing a black and red Yamaha XJ750 with fuel injection
    Present: Honda XL125RF (FS)
    Past: Honda CG125
    bob at homeurl tomato dot co dot uk
    remove the red fruit if you’d like to email me.
     
    Bob123, Jan 6, 2004
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    Champ Guest

    Something like 3000 people die on the roads each year.

    The figures for cancer and heart disease are in the hundreds of
    thousands.
     
    Champ, Jan 6, 2004
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    deadmail Guest

    I think heart disease is about 100,000 (ish) per year.
     
    deadmail, Jan 6, 2004
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    JP Guest

    Even if you are just talking about traffic collisions you are wrong
     
    JP, Jan 6, 2004
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    athomik Guest

    I believe that recent Thames Valley/MK police figures implicate alcohol and
    speeding combined in less than 25% of serious accidents. Idiots are probably
    the biggest killer, but they're hard to detect until they cause a problem.
     
    athomik, Jan 6, 2004
  15. They had an *appalling* reputation, those FI ones. Yamaha dropped them
    very fast in the USA and we never got them here at all You'd be best
    looking for a set of carbs from a normal XJ750 or 650, to be honest.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jan 6, 2004
  16. sir.tony

    sir.tony Guest

    You have a choice to eat unhealthy foods, do no exercise and smoke, but you
    don't have a choice to be murdered by a drink driver.

    Comparing: self inflicted illness and murder on the road, is ridiculous.



    U all ride safely, now ;-)
     
    sir.tony, Jan 6, 2004
  17. sir.tony

    Lozzo Guest

    sir.tony said...
    Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!
     
    Lozzo, Jan 6, 2004
  18. sir.tony

    sir.tony Guest

    What sort of a man are you? Be a real man, face up to facts



    U all ride safely, now ;-)
     
    sir.tony, Jan 6, 2004
  19. sir.tony

    Pip Guest

    Who - sir.tony, Bob123 or Champ - or all three ...?

    Someone needs a hug.
     
    Pip, Jan 7, 2004
  20. sir.tony

    Hog Guest

    Get thee downstairs then.
     
    Hog, Jan 7, 2004
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