Did u get cought over the limit?

I sat in the back of my mate Dave's Cherokee from my place to
Colchester, to a party. It was so uncomfortable - even with my short
legs - that I drank a whole bottle of port. I was fucking hammered by
the time I got there and fell onto the garden fence, demolishing it.

Perfect biker's motor, then. Why do they have such the bad reputation?

Next time I'm buying a car, I'm tempted by a huge estate with a towbar
and a bike trailer, and a Caterham-clone for fucking about in

 

Because they're driven by cunts. er.. *waves*

Hmm... friend of mine used to have a Caterham (or a Lotus 7, he called
it a Lotus I wouldn't have known how to tell it wasn't) years back.
First time I went in it I was absolutely flabbergasted at what the car
could do. Mind you this was when I was 17 so I'd not had much
experience of cars. Still haven't of expensive/fast stuff when I come
to think of it.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ben Blaney

I've got a 940 estate. That really can't help...

 

You'd still be flabberghasted, especially with the current crop of
bike-engined models. Handle like a rollerskate, go like ****, stop on
a tanner. Easiest car to powerslide (under control) that I've ever
driven. Bit of a pain doing distance, but nowt a full-face helmet and
Walkman couldn't sort out ;-)

 

I had a ride in a Caterham R500 (500 bhp per ton) around Silverstone
and at one point was absolutely certain that we would crash because
there was no way a car carrying so much entry speed could make it
around a corner. It did. Absolutely fucking awesome. Want, want,
want.

 

Diesel or petrol?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
typed

Petrol. Slush box. This one in fact:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2434857569

650 of your earth pounds and it flew its MOT.

 

I've driven one of those, 1985-ish vintage. I looked in the rear view
mirror and the back door just seemed *miles* away. Loads of space in
there.

 

Caterhams are useless for fucking around in. No back seat, see?

 

I will print leaflets about u and post it to every house in Enfield, Barnet
& Chingford..., if u course an accident with me.

 

the official colour is "firecracker red". Which doesn't help, does it?

 

actually, I'd be mildly curious to know what this image you have of me
consists of...

 

I hope you get somebody who can read and write to check them first.

 

What if you're dead, Tony?

 

I hope he doesn't need to. Darsy's a professional.

 

Mine is of a fucking beatnik if it helps.

 

The only good drunk driver is a dead drunk driver.



http://www.baddcentral.com/

 

And you've never, ever ridden a bike when pissed or stoned?

Actually given the lucidity of your posts I'd suggest that your normal
state is worse than that of most people when pissed.

Well I would suggest that if you weren't real instead of being someone's
frog.

 

Yes, get those drunken Americans off the road.

 

I don't mind that one.