Dick Turpin Tonight

Made my first bike trip to the Dick Turpin tonight and it was bloody
freezing, ended up having a cup of tea to warm myself up rather than a
beer... hardly a hard nosed biker yet eh!

Only half a dozen bikes while I was there,

Sipping Drambuie to warm my cockles now.

D

 

You should have said earlier and I've have come up there. The CD needs a
run, now it's taxed and all.

 

David Thomas wrote

By rights you should make it a point to stick to the tea until you are
ready to put your keys away for the day.

 

He used to have a hideout [1] at the end of what is now Brigstock Lane in
Forn'n Eaff [2] back in the days when it was a track through the Great North
Wood.

I'll get my jacket....

[1] roughly where the snooker hall is.
[2] Don't forget your glottal stops.

 

Good point, I normally have a weak pint (max) for the car, not sure I would
feel comfortable about doing the same when on the bike.

D

 

Same here. I also wear blinkers on my visor so I'm not distracted by
long-legged totty perambulating along the pavement lest I lose control of my
motorcycle.
Not to mention keeping off stimulants of any kind (Coca-Cola, Coffee,
Chocolate bars) as they make me wheelie through shopping precincts and
primary school playgrounds shrieking manically "I AM THE SPAWN OF SATAN AND
I WANT TO KILL YOU ALL!!"

 

Well I can't be there as I sold the blade

 

Going on your previous form if you had a bike you'd be arrivimg about now.

 

I'm suprised that there were any bikes at all. I don't suppose anyone was
stunting in the car park or that Essex plod had their helicopter out this
evening either.

If I'd known there was going to be a meet I'd have popped down in the
Volvo[1].

1. It has lovely heated seats.

 

Well I've been out tonight.
My workload has gone down a bit lately. Also my kids are a bit better at
going to bed,
so next summer I may get down a bit earlier. Dunno what on though

 

Same here.

 

Bet you say that to all the girls.

 

You overheard me with that French bird of yours, then?


Blimey. That was quick.

 

Had my eye on one for a while. Then I phoned one up and he was in South
Woodham!
Result.