Deperfuming helmets

Hello,
Not sure if there is a fix for this problem but I thought I'd ask.
When taking women for rides they inevitably leave traces of their
perfume in your pillion helmets. This can obviously be a problem in
some situations.
I haven't so much done anything wrong but would like to be able to
reduce the effect if there was a simple solution
The same problem also applies to my spare jacket but to a lesser
extent.
Any ideas?

Cheers,
Duncan.

 

(Duncan) wrote in

Good question, dude!

We're on your wavelength!

A quick rainbow hurl might solve your problem, but not in an appropriate
manner. I suggest three components:
light
air
time
....unless you're game to toss the lot in the washing machine.

Gary

 

Someone let Duncan at loose on an internet
connection and the result was:

*sigh* such problems poeple have
wash them first?...to get rid of the perfume

 

On 12/11/03 1:52 PM, in article

Vomit in it.

Hammo

 

Camouflage the perfume by putting some Pot Pourri under the lining.....No
worries ..No lies
Grandma

 

Not quite, I'm single and just trying to manage who knows what.
I have the shitty old helmet that dozens of people have stuck their
head in and the nicer pillion helmet for more special people.
Seems Febreeze is the go, I'll report back if it works.

PS: Relating to the other thread about Busa vs ZX-9R Pillion comfort,
I have a ZX-6R which seems to do a fine job of pillioning so I imagine
the 9R being broader would be even better.
It's not quite as comfy as my old FJ1200 though...

 

Had a similar problem with the Pillion seat!

Those Hilton sisters have no consideration at all.

Boxer

 

Go to a rally
Drink bulk piss
Eat sausages and hamburgers
Smoke bulk giggleweed
Taper off with a couple of scotches
Vomit in helmet
then go to your own tent.

 

Great question! I've read the other posts, some colourful ideas there. I
think the technicolour yawn would present more problems than it fixes, and
you would probably have trouble finding a "problem pillion" that would like
to ride with you in a spewy helmet!

I'm inclined to go with James Rolf's suggestion of getting a girl with her
own protection. You can never be too careful these days!

 

Put a plastic bag over their heads first.

 

Um.... errrr... I have a friend who would like to know how this all goes.
If you could, um... please tell me I will pass it on to him... errr...
her... errr....

*looks left*... *looks right*...

Cheers,
Dave ZZR600 => ST2 (stolen) => '03 XX
(Yeees - u-know-who would do u-know-what to u-know-who...)

 

Sodium bicarbonate is your friend. (Also sold as "bicarbonate of soda" as
well as a million other names.)

Sprinkle heaps of the stuff inside the helmet, leave it overnight, then
vacuum it out. If it's really strong, lightly spray the inside of the helmet
with water before putting the bicarb in.

 

If it's a hot day you need a spatula to get them off!!

 

My wife says the Febreeze is the best but you'll have to use it all the time
so she's not suspicious. You could even imply that you're doing it for her
benefit!
sSs

 

Cayenne pepper.
One whiff and she won't be smelling any perfume!