Demo Ride Junkie Strikes again...

Discussion in 'Bay Area Bikers' started by Nicholas Weaver, Apr 24, 2005.

  1. Diablo BMW/Kawasaki was doing their BMW open house today, offering
    testrides. Being the unapologetic demo ride junkie, I had to take
    advantage, trying both the K1200S and the R1200GS. My impressions...

    K1200S: The engine in this thing has all the subtelty of a Panzer
    division... Or perhaps a Kamakazi pilot. For if you didn't know it
    was a Bavarian motorcycle, you would swear it was a Japanese engine
    and transmission.

    A 1.2L I4, with tons of thrust right off idle and a redline up in the
    Stratosphere. A slick 6 speed transmission. Gearing which places the
    top of 1st gear in "High Speed Pursuit" category. Pure, amazing,
    sublime, 100% overkill for anything short of the Autobahn. In other
    words, marvelous. Even with the throttle 80% closed in all
    conditions. Even with only being in second gear on the freeway. (or
    was it third? Second, I think).

    Everything else also screams "Tokyo by way of Bavaria
    Hyper-sport-tourer". The seating position and wind protection are VFR
    standard: slightly leaned forward, a clean airflow hitting the helmet,
    no buffeting, no hastle. Perfectly stable at freeway speeds, yet
    nimble in the turns, the nice compromise between stability and
    handling. Likewise, the weight is just right: ~520 lbs fully fueled,
    enough for good wind stability without being too heavy.

    Of course, some things are BMW: the brakes make a weird whining noise
    from the servos but no complaints, altohugh I didn't really test em.
    The switch gear is in a "funny" position. The heated grips can roast
    your hands. The available luggage looks good and can swallow a full
    face helmet when expanded. The digital display includes gas, and cool
    icons when you change the shock settings with a push button on the
    gas.

    Overall, the bike is glorious overkill. Sleek, fast, refined, well
    handling, and did I mention obscenely powerful? Glorious overkill.
    Only the propeller logo, the BMWisms, and the price tag would give
    away the bavarian rather than japanese ancestry. Which is a GOOD
    thing.

    What is truely frightening is I could see riding this as a daily
    driver, if someone shoved a load of money in my pocket. Fast,
    glorious overkill, can't hardly crack the throttle without either
    putting a streak of black under the rear or flipping the front into
    the air. Can't cruise at anything remotely legal speed. Yet
    amazingly addictive.


    R1200GS. Talk about day and night. The engine is so vastly
    different. At light load, its smooth, but open throttle it buzzes
    considerably. It sounds like a cross between a biplane and a
    tractor. But so amusing.

    You can whack the throttle open and ACCELERATE. The right wrist can
    actually write checks! That 85 horsepower can actually be used,
    without fear!

    The seating position is perfect: comfortable, with good wind
    protection. The handling is nice: easy steering and a hoot.

    And the brakes. God bless ABS. I did a brief test, on wet mixed
    pavement. Chirp, stutter, and stop. And you end up singing
    castrati as your testicles are slammed against the tank.

    In the end, the R1200GS is a far better bike for the street than the
    K1200S: You can use the power to the utmost, use the handling, and
    have a hoot doing it. But if I had the choice, I'd pick the K bike in
    a hot second, the power is such an addictive drug...

    And alas, for all its joy, the GS really just isn't worth it. My GF's
    Vstrom 650 doesn't have as much power (65 vs 85 hp), can't win a
    Paris-Dakar, and definatly doesn't have as good a set of brakes or
    suspension. But given that I could take a Strom, drag it to
    Aftershocks to get the suspension tweaked, call Larry and have a set
    of Brembos installed, and STILL have enough money to buy another
    Strom, the GS just doesn't compute anymore.
     
    Nicholas Weaver, Apr 24, 2005
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  2. Yeah, agreed. The K1200S is a hugely impressive bike: "Outrun
    Cessnas" indeed.

    I though it would be scary-powerful. Rather, the scariest thing about
    it is just how easy it can make 150+ hp seem. That I could even say,
    with a straight face, that it would make a superb daily rider, and
    that if I had the money, I'd plunk down for it before leaving the
    dealer, is truely frightening to behold.

    That bike is ADDICTIVE! It's Crank on two wheels. A Bavarian
    Blackbird.

    Damn, it is glorious.
     
    Nicholas Weaver, Apr 24, 2005
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  3. I've been lusting as well (shh, don't tell my Aprilia) and have found
    myself mentally considering really inappropriate thoughts like "hey, I
    could probably get $K12S if I sold my car... and its fast enough that I
    could probably still do the grocery shopping in two or three
    luggage-filling trips in the time it would take to drive in the car."

    And when my comrades back on NEDoD taunt its "monkey butt", I find
    myself thinking, "you know, its kind of a cute ugly monkey butt".

    Bad, bad, bad! Mustn't. But.
     
    A Flock of Nazguls, Apr 28, 2005
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