Dear James Bond,

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by BT Humble, Dec 23, 2008.

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    BT Humble Guest

    I've just reviewed your latest mission against the "Quantum of
    Solace", and I feel that I can offer you some advice.

    You know how pretty much every time you get in a fight your opponent
    manages to knock your pistol out of your hand as pretty much his first
    move, leaving you to either scrabble around on the ground trying to
    retrieve it or slowly and awkwardly beat him to death with whatever
    club-like weapon is at hand? It appears to me that you could avoid
    all that inefficient nonsense if you'd just CARRY A SECOND GUN.

    It doesn't have to be a big one, anything that you can use to pop a
    round into his kneecap should take all the fight out of him.

    Do consider it. I think it'll make your life a lot easier. You also
    won't have to spend so much time running across rooftops chasing
    escapees after you've been delayed retrieving your weapon from the
    floor.

    Sincerely,


    BTH
     
    BT Humble, Dec 23, 2008
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    Yeebok Guest

    Thankyou, that's something I'd not given much thought to, but it is
    definitely something he could do. LOL :)
     
    Yeebok, Dec 23, 2008
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    Marty H Guest

    BT... its a movie

    hth

    mh
     
    Marty H, Dec 23, 2008
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    TimC Guest

    But why risk losing a second gun, and having your enemy obtain both of
    them through such means? He clearly needs to have it chained to his
    arm or similar.
     
    TimC, Dec 23, 2008
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    Moike Guest

    Marty... it's usenet

    HTH

    Moike
     
    Moike, Dec 23, 2008
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    CrazyCam Guest

    Mercury cider and Coopers Stout, 50/50 in a big tumbler!

    ...for when you are in a hurry to get dizzy.

    regards,
    CrazyCam
     
    CrazyCam, Dec 23, 2008
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  7. We should send him a big roll of gaffer tape. And I saw the new movie
    last night. What a festering pile of shite it was.

    Fraser
     
    Fraser Johnston, Dec 30, 2008
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