Dear Abby...

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Linda, Aug 25, 2007.

  1. Linda

    Linda Guest

    Maybe this is why it seems only women's letters to Abby are printed....

    Dear Abby,

    I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
    could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife
    has been cheating on me.

    The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My
    wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask
    their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know
    them."

    I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
    walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has
    gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I
    once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went
    berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was
    I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
    down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
    again and I decided to really check on her.

    I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the
    garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole
    street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my
    Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be
    leaking a little oil.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

    Thanks,

    Bob
     
    Linda, Aug 25, 2007
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  2. <snip>

    You're a wicked one, Linda... You'll fit in here just fine ;-)

    Just don't believe a word Betty says about any of us!

    --
    Bob Milutinovic
    Cognicom - "Australia's Web Presence Specialists"
    http://www.cognicom.net.au/
    telephone (0417) 45-77-66
    facsimile (02) 9824-2240
     
    Bob Milutinovic, Aug 25, 2007
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  3. Linda

    Linda Guest

    Aw shucks...how disappointing!
    Linda.
     
    Linda, Aug 25, 2007
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  4. Linda

    Linda Guest

    "hog" ?? are you telling me that the HD is a pig of a bike?
    Linda.
     
    Linda, Aug 26, 2007
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  5. Hard as that may be for an American to come to grips with, yes.

    --
    Bob Milutinovic
    Cognicom - "Australia's Web Presence Specialists"
    http://www.cognicom.net.au/
    telephone (0417) 45-77-66
    facsimile (02) 9824-2240
     
    Bob Milutinovic, Aug 26, 2007
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  6. Linda

    Boxer Guest

    No just a embelishment for the back of the Ute.

    Boxer
     
    Boxer, Aug 26, 2007
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  7. Linda

    Knobdoodle Guest

    I thought it was the model between the EH and the HR.
     
    Knobdoodle, Aug 26, 2007
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  8. Linda

    PostmanPat Guest

    X2,Brutus?

    Pat
     
    PostmanPat, Aug 28, 2007
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  9. Linda

    Knobdoodle Guest

    If you let 'em run out of oil they'll be Seizers!
     
    Knobdoodle, Aug 28, 2007
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