Dead parrot sketch

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4365956.stm


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Stan Stannard - Grimsby, UK


"Statto's evil twin"

ANORAK#01 BONY#57 UKRMSBC#01
Kawazaki ZZR1100D
"And now you know what's wrong with the curry!"

 

I would like to call your attention to Usenet rule 306b.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Stan Stannard

"They're heeeeeeeere!".

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "Oh Bollocks" said Pooh, having forgotten his lines.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Getting a bit Monty Python here. According to my physicians, if I get Bird
Flue with my heart condition I'm fucked, it's touch and go with normal flue
apparently. Arseholes. As long as I don't eat ex parrots I'll be OK I
reckon. I'll maybe stop ordering Crispy Peking Duck just to be on the safe
side too.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Stuart Gray

I should read the FFAQ, or you may not live that long.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "Oh Bollocks" said Pooh, having forgotten his lines.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Stuart Gray wrote

Snot Bird flu you want to worry about. It is Man flu that is the real
bastard.

 

<squawk>

"Told you I was ill."

 

Better get a flue gas analyser.

 

Must be the beer, where did all those E's come from? Arse. Bird Flu. Man
Flu. FFS. FLU.
What a twate.
ars

Stue

 

My mate flew over from Thailand last week with his new Asian bird and
we're not dead ... yet.

 

You are Spike Milligna AICMFF typographical errors.

#What are we going to do now?
#What are we going to do now?

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What's up with your ticker? Sounds pretty dodgy if the flu could see you
off.

 

Apparently I have HOCM, which I initially thought was membership to a
motorcycle club I hadn't heard of, until the cardiologist said "We usually
find this condition in someone of your age posthumously." Thing is I feel as
fit as a fiddle of my age should. Makes getting a new job a bit stressful
though, which is what I'm in the process of at the moment. DDA keeps getting
mentioned etc.

_ _

Stuart.

 

<Googles>

****; that's a bugger. Best of luck with it.

 

ZX-10R, stat. Might as well have fun while you still can.

 

That's my intention. Once I get this job landed, with the money that goes
with it, I intend to get back to my raucous self that I was before I was
made redundant. "Live now, die later". But I'm going to start on a GS500 cos
I'm a shortarse and out of practice and might kill myself on a ZX-10 ;-)

 

Might be worthwhile spending a few bob with your local bike training school
for a refresher course on a GS500 for a couple of days. Then, once you've
got the GS500 bollocks out of your system, go and buy the ZX-10R.

 

I'm not saying you need retraining, just that a couple of days on a GS500
should help you realise that they're antiquated heaps of shit, and you're
much better off with a modern bike. The dry weight of a GS500 is 173kg, the
ZX-10R is 170kg.

And snip sigs ffs.

 

Do what Platy suggests and get a 10R.

 

platypus wrote

Over priced, you missed overpriced. Especially secondhand ones which
could make very useful donor bikes for spares were they not so
overpriced.