Daylight savings party

I'm just on my way out the door to a daylight savings party, meeting
Springy and Noddy at the Triple Ace bar. We're going to get good and
pissed then at exactly 3am, we will shout, HAPPY DAYLIGHT SAVINGS and
at the exact same time, we will all put our cocks forward.

Hope to see you all there,
GLIII

 

As you will once you're good and pissed

putting your cock forward should stop you pissing all over your boots!!

 

Well I would hope you had already put your c(l)ocks forward, otherwise you
would be an hour late, since daylight saving starts at 2 am standard time (3
am summer time).

 

See you there, Clem? ;-D


BTH

 

We will be partying that we still are resisting those Southern States. Keep
it out of QLD!!!!!

Need light - get up in the morning!!!

 

Can't have your curtains fading, eh?

 

Putting the clocks forward an hour wouldn't help in Qld anyway, considering
that you are permanently about 15 YEARS behind the rest of the country.
Try putting the calendars forward instead.

 

15? You're being far too kind

Try 50.

 

So where do the Southerns come for holidays?? Seen how many Victorian
caravans there are up north?

We have an economy that is the envy of every state in Australia.

You can be 15 years ahead - what have you got to show for it??????

 

No, but it puts kids in transit to and from school during the hottest
hours of the day.

I used to think it was stupid, too, until I moved up here.

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The kids are going to school between 11AM and 2PM?

 

Yes. What time are you at school?

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= DUG.
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Since when do kids feel the heat anyway?

Nev..

 

They do in the tropics.

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= DUG.
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"Back when I were a lad" I was "/in transit to and from school/" usually
around 8:45-9:00AM and at 3:30-4:00PM.

3 hour school days in QLD would explain a lot, actually......

Andy.