Darwin candidate

Ah, the good old A507. A windy road, with two decent straights.

One of which I used to pass a smallish 'Onda being ridden patiently
behind a van. No fuss, no drama.

Except the smallish 'Onda then passes the van and sits tailgating me so
closely I couldn't see his headlight.

The second straight is used to dispatch the rather slow Mundano in
front, then smallish 'Onda goes for an overtake that the oncoming
headlights would suggest is not on.

I decided to let him live, so I backed off (hey, I'm all heart).

So then he decides to brake check me. Three times. At 80 (allegedly). I
wonder what I did that upset him?

Ho-hum. He'll not live long.

 

If you had been riding at a proper speed he would have been nowhere near
you!

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Hog

I was in the cage.

 

Hah silly me!
Obviously he was Cruising, seeing a grown man in a Rav 4 he understandably
thought.......

(go on tell me now you were in the 'Cruiser!)

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Hog

<slaps forehead>

Of course! That's why he was trying to get me to take him roughly from
behind.

It all makes sense now.

 

I pick mine up tomorrow <bounces>

will someone take me roughly from behind too? )

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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Adie

Blimey, steady on woman! You could take somebody's eye out.

I expect so, if you ask nicely.

 

I was thinking "form an orderly queue", but that conjured a mental
image too horrific to fully contemplate.