Darwin Award

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by BGN, Apr 6, 2006.

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    BGN Guest

    <spotted elsewhere>

    (Source: Faux News)

    Paperweight Explodes, Severs Teacher's Hand
    Tuesday, April 04, 2006

    VENTURA, Calif. — A teacher who kept a 40 mm shell on his desk as a
    paperweight blew off part of his hand when he apparently used the
    object to try to squash a bug, authorities say.

    The 5-inch-long shell exploded Monday while Robert Colla was teaching
    20 to 25 students at an adult education class.

    Part of Colla's right hand was severed and he suffered severe burns
    and minor shrapnel wounds to his forearms and torso, fire Capt. Tom
    Weinell said. No one else was injured. He was reported in stable
    condition at a hospital.

    The teacher slammed the shell down in an attempt to kill something
    that was buzzing or crawling across the desk, said Fire Marshal Glen
    Albright.

    Colla found the 40 mm round while hunting years ago and "obviously he
    didn't think the round was live," said Dennis Huston, who teaches
    computer design alongside Colla.
     
    BGN, Apr 6, 2006
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    Andy Hewitt Guest

    [Snipped Text]
    Not actually Darwin Award material, but quite funny nonetheless.
     
    Andy Hewitt, Apr 6, 2006
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    Tosspot Guest

    Prolly qualifies as honorable mention.
     
    Tosspot, Apr 6, 2006
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    Stuart Gray Guest

    He'll be wearing an eyepatch next when he scratches his eyelid with his
    new hook...
     
    Stuart Gray, Apr 6, 2006
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    Andy Hewitt Guest

    Quoted from the Darwin Awards book I have.

    "The candidate must remove himself from the gene pool."

    However, yes, this probably just about makes the honourable mention
    section.
     
    Andy Hewitt, Apr 6, 2006
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    Andy Hewitt Guest

    Yes, scratches his bollocks could of course make full eligibility for
    the Darwin Awards.
     
    Andy Hewitt, Apr 6, 2006
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    Stuart Gray Guest

    (Andy Hewitt) wrote in :
    Must be really galling to be a Darwin Award winner whilst one is still
    alive, especially if one is a web user. heheheheh
     
    Stuart Gray, Apr 6, 2006
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  8. <sigh>

    And the only way for this to happen, if for someone to off themselves
    *before* pro-creating.
     
    vulgarandmischevious, Apr 6, 2006
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    Andy Hewitt Guest

    Correct.
     
    Andy Hewitt, Apr 7, 2006
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    Andy Hewitt Guest

    I have the book here, some of it makes for very gory reading indeed.
    It's amazing what some people will do to themselves, and still be alive.
     
    Andy Hewitt, Apr 7, 2006
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    Owen Guest

    He'll get on well with a certain moslem cleric who's been in the
    papers recently... Hope his eyesight's better...
     
    Owen, Apr 7, 2006
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