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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Champ, Apr 17, 2009.

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  1. Champ

    Eiron Guest

    Foot spa.
     
    Eiron, Apr 20, 2009
    #41

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    Lozzo Guest

    Is that the posh word for 'cute looks, great tits and a lovely
    personality'

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    Lozzo
    Versys 650 Tourer
    Fireblade 929 (For sale)
    CBR600F-W trackbike
    SR250 SpazzTrakka,
    SR250 wivva topbox
    TS250C
    RD400F, somewhere
    I see a bright new future, where chickens can cross the road with no
    fear of having their motives questioned
     
    Lozzo, Apr 20, 2009
    #42

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    Champ Guest

    Thanks, I'll pass that on :)

    She's pretty pleased about the tits, actually - she maintains that
    they just keep getting bigger since she's known me, and it's down to
    the regular sex...
     
    Champ, Apr 20, 2009
    #43
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    darsy Guest

    who's she getting regular sex from?
     
    darsy, Apr 20, 2009
    #44
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    Gyp Guest

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    Can't be Champ. That would be irregular sex.
     
    Gyp, Apr 20, 2009
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  6. Champ

    Champ Guest

    No idea. My preference is for irregular sex.
     
    Champ, Apr 20, 2009
    #46
  7. Champ

    Gyp Guest

    Or ginger sex
     
    Gyp, Apr 20, 2009
    #47
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Gyp
    Ewww! There oughtta be a LAW!

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 20, 2009
    #48
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    Ben Guest

    That happened to my missis, and then we found she was pregnant.
     
    Ben, Apr 21, 2009
    #49
  10. Champ

    darsy Guest

    ba-doom-tisch![1]

    [1] tish!
     
    darsy, Apr 21, 2009
    #50
  11. Champ

    Grimly Curmudgeon Guest

    That's like verbs, right?
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Apr 21, 2009
    #51
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    platypus Guest

    I make love. You shag. He bends her over and does her like a boy.
     
    platypus, Apr 21, 2009
    #52
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    Ace Guest

    You talking 'bout me?
     
    Ace, Apr 21, 2009
    #53
  14. Champ

    platypus Guest

    No, mate, you're the whole chicken.
     
    platypus, Apr 21, 2009
    #54
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    Eiron Guest

    Like conjugation with unusual endings?
     
    Eiron, Apr 21, 2009
    #55
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    Beav Guest

    A bloke said "I think my wife might have died" and when he was told that
    he's probably have noticed something different if she had, he said "Well the
    sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up".


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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Apr 22, 2009
    #56

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