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Slow ass 'round here-?-

 

I can only submit another slanderous word--''damn''-----------------I
am gonna resign the duties of ''ratings promoter'' and suggest that
Dusty be appointed, or atleast serve till the Sheriff returns.

 

Some of us are making it through the highways and byways...not sitting
at a television waiting for the next posting to mark the chalk board.

So far, since Mena Arkansas, I've made my way to Myrtle Beach (just in
time), then Daytona for a day of biketoberfest (that's all I could
take) and now I'm in North Carolina planning to riding the ridges and
I ate lunch in Deals Gap. I came back off the mountain this evening to
get ready for a ride around. I don't know which side of the mountain
I'll take in the morning, but I'm going to try and avoid all the other
motorcycles that have piled in from Tennessee, Ohio, Georgia and the
Carolinas for the weekend ride.

The coolest part of the Smokey Mountains is you can spend a week of
solid riding and never ride all the great roads out here.

If you wouldn't have been such a shit about running out on me when I
came by your house for those hot links and gas money, I might've
invited you to come along with me!

Oh, and while I was on the mountain at Deals Gap I picked up a new t-
shirt and a stebel air horn for the Blackbird...I've put the t-shirt
on, but I'll wait until I'm back home before trying on the air horn.

And I *still* haven't heard shit from Sgt Bedwetter on that $2,000! I
would've kicked his ass today!!!

 

So, I take it the pavement was dry today?

As for the two grand, don't sweat it. Your pappy has half that tied up
in a "will call" account at the Western Union. Just go make a "hit" on it.

 

After the shower this morning, it cleared right up. The worst was the
leaves blowing around.

I'm not looking to earn $2000, you dumb ****! I've offered the
bedwetting little chicken shit $2000 to stay in front of me....or at
least go by me with his old beater on it's may-pop tires. That's what
he said at least.

I've noticed he's been real "disappeared" since I took up on his
challenge. That's the MOP for the chickenshit bedwetting bastard.

 

Brian - I have a stebal on the FLHPI - works like a champ. It was on the
FLHR (and survived the dance) so I moved it to the new one. FYI.

 

And if I had a wrench while that busted Harley was on the trailer,
that horn might not have "survived"!

Maybe I should've asked Gusty how to get that horn off the
motorcycle?

(whoops Bill, are you sure you had a horn on that Harley? were you
able to see it from the ambulance?)

 

You know - you're correct. I would have put it down to rolling around in
the grass and written it off. Would have had a reason to go get the newer
all-chrome unit they have available.

It was funny cause when it finally got into AE HD and I was buyiing the
FLHP I asked the service crew to move the horn and the FLHR seat to the
FLHP. The service tech said there was no horn. He was looking for the
stock horn. I pointed it out to him and gave him a demo it. It got
EVERYBODY's attention in the [whole bay].

 

It sounds like I would've done you a favor....let me know and I'll do
that! I'm sure it's not too late to convince you that the service guys
didn't mount it correctly and it fell off while riding....

When your bike was on the trailer, we pulled into a gas station. I've
been telling my wife I've been wanting one of those horns for quite
some time. I called her back to the trailer while we gassed up and
gave a demo. People from down the road were turning and looking at us.

Do you know of a local (in D/FW) place to buy these? I saw the chrome
ones in Deals Gap while I was there and didn't like it to justify the
extra $10.

 

more good information coming out of this fine news group. /bjay/ (do
not hide the dern quote)

 

I give you a big LOL, there Bill C. (bjay)