Dad Down.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Krusty, Oct 4, 2006.

  1. Krusty

    Krusty Guest

    No - it wasn't even anchored down un-properly. It's all a bit Darwin
    really.


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    Krusty, Oct 5, 2006
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  2. Krusty

    Krusty Guest

    They're not entirely sure, but it's a newly-installed ramp that was
    located on a concrete base outside the end wall of the workshop. Dad &
    a mate were extending the workshop to enclose the ramp, & hadn't bolted
    it down in case it needed a bit of re-positioning.

    The ramp was in the fully raised position & dad's mate was standing on
    it fitting roof trusses. It toppled just after he clambered down off
    it. I can't for the life of me work out how that would make it fall
    over though. No doubt all will become clear eventually.

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    CT Guest

    Yes? And?

    Details, man, details!
     
    CT, Oct 5, 2006
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  4. Krusty

    Krusty Guest

    A gentleman never tells, but the clues are there.


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    CT Guest

    Indeed. From the other threads that I've just got around to reading,
    it appears that your pump's still working just fine.

    Good man. Keep it up.
     
    CT, Oct 5, 2006
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  6. Krusty

    CT Guest

    <fx:reads some more>

    Hang on a goddam' cotton pickin' minute.

    How did what was originally reported as a potentially painful meeting
    with your ex turn into a 'hot date', eh?
     
    CT, Oct 5, 2006
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    Hog Guest

    Oh your Fleshlight is in the oven already is it
     
    Hog, Oct 5, 2006
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  8. Krusty

    Krusty Guest

    Err... if an ex (who you wish wasn't an ex) wanted to talk to you about
    'stuff', & you didn't know what that 'stuff' was, it would be
    "potentially painful", yes? I.e. it could be "I didn't want you to hear
    this from anyone else, but I'm getting married".

    However if the 'stuff' was actually "I made a terrible mistake, I miss
    you like crazy blah blah. Shag me now", you probably wouldn't continue
    to refer to that meeting as "potentially painful" after the event.

    I can't believe I'm having to explain this. Don't make any more posts
    'til you've woken up.

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    Scraggy Guest

    Good man. Well done that father.
     
    Scraggy, Oct 5, 2006
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    ogden Guest

    By definition it'd be impossible to nominate your own father for a
    Darwin award.
     
    ogden, Oct 5, 2006
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    Eiron Guest

    You could nominate your father after he castrated you and killed himself
    in a freak angle-grinder accident.
     
    Eiron, Oct 5, 2006
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  12. Krusty

    CT Guest

    Not true.

    "The existence of offspring, though potentially deleterious to the gene
    pool, does not disqualify a nominee."

    http://www.darwinawards.com/rules/
     
    CT, Oct 5, 2006
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  13. Krusty

    Krusty Guest

    I'm sure we're not related, unless the 'clumsy ****' gene skipped a
    generation.

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    ogden Guest

    Just goes to show what a sack of old shit the darwin awards really are
    then.
     
    ogden, Oct 5, 2006
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  15. Krusty

    Buzby Guest

    Krusty wibbled:

    A fine example of a father.
     
    Buzby, Oct 5, 2006
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  16. Wibble, wobble, crash. I've fitted a few of those things and wouldn't go
    near them until all the bolts are in. Most certainly not raise the
    thing.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Oct 5, 2006
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    muddy cat Guest

    Love?
     
    muddy cat, Oct 5, 2006
    #37
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    platypus Guest

    Egg.
     
    platypus, Oct 6, 2006
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  19. Krusty

    Lozzo Guest

    Champ says...
    goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob
     
    Lozzo, Oct 6, 2006
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    muddy cat Guest

    #coo coo ca choo
     
    muddy cat, Oct 6, 2006
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