Cycling in Melbourne

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by BT Humble, Nov 24, 2005.

  1. BT Humble

    sanbar Guest

    Next you'll be joining the ranks of Critical Mess^H^H^H^H Mass.
    Was doing my usual peak-hour King Street lane marginalising yesterday
    and gah! Mr Plod was all over the Burnely Tunnel like a rash. Turns out
    those passive, non-conforming, tree hugging, vegetable-eating, sweaty,
    bike-lane clogging, two-wheeled, latte-sipping freedom fighters were
    holding a "reclaim the streets" ride[1]. Mr Plod was there to divert
    them away from the tunnel to the nearest soy ice-cream vendor, and not
    to issue me an infringement.

    - sanbar

    [1] For all of those who are offended by not being offended in this
    crass stereotype, I apologise unreservedly.
     
    sanbar, Nov 25, 2005
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  2. Thanks for TELLING me, Sharks! I'll wear me fongs and dirty wife beater and
    tralk tuff. They won't be expecting (t)hat!
    Tigger, Tigger, he's our man...... (or it is too hard to work out how to
    turn it off?)
    Does that spell dead, mostly rooting attractive anginas?
    Eeee oooorrr, eeee ooorrr.

    Hammo (why, thank you)
     
    Hamish Alker-Jones, Nov 26, 2005
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  3. BT Humble

    BT Humble Guest

    I like the "bike-lane clogging" part. ;-)


    BTH
     
    BT Humble, Nov 27, 2005
    #23
  4. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!
     
    lemmiwinks.au, Nov 27, 2005
    #24
  5. BT Humble

    smack Guest

    Who is this sandbar you speak of. I can't see him.
     
    smack, Nov 28, 2005
    #25
  6. And then fire flaming arrows at him when he's surrounded...

    Postman Pat (sharpens scalping tomahawk)
     
    Pat Heslewood, Nov 28, 2005
    #26
  7. BT Humble

    smack Guest

    Wait for low tide


    applause
     
    smack, Nov 29, 2005
    #27
  8. BT Humble

    G-S Guest


    You bring bad tidings Tim...


    G-S
     
    G-S, Nov 29, 2005
    #28
  9. Very fishy!

    Hammo
     
    Hamish Alker-Jones, Nov 30, 2005
    #29
  10. BT Humble

    G-S Guest


    Lots of washed up wanna be comedians in here!


    G-S
     
    G-S, Dec 1, 2005
    #30
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