Cycle bays - waste of space?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by The Older Gentleman, Oct 7, 2007.

  1. On Friday, I had to pop up to town for a lunch appointment in Kensington
    High Street.

    Of course, as the councils have been ripping out motorcycle bays, or
    making them smaller, and as the ones that are left are filled with
    scooterbois who don't know how to park, finding a space is rather
    tricky.

    What intrigued me was how down the centre of KHS, they'd installed cycle
    parking, with those gigantic great metal rails to chain bicycles to. OK,
    good idea.

    Except the rails are set about six feet apart, and each rail 'contains'
    precisely two bicycles, one on each side, because (I suppose) if
    someone's already chained their bicycle to the rail, chaining a second
    one on the same side is rather tricky.

    In short, what a fucking waste of space. Bleeding acres of space that
    could be used for disabled parking, or bus bays, or (yes) a motorcycle
    bay or two would be nice, in order to accommodate a very few dozen
    politically correct bicycles.

    There's got to be way of using the space to hold more bicycles securely
    in the given area. Hasn't there?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 7, 2007
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  2. Give your man Boris a shout, he has managed to pack half a dozen away
    where no one can see them so he should know.
     
    steve auvache, Oct 7, 2007
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    ginge Guest

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    says...
    Round here they space them sensibly at about 3 feet apart.

    They also allow 2 hours free bike parking in the pay and display areas
    on the street.
     
    ginge, Oct 7, 2007
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  4. Bury the Town Councillors bum up.
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    Dave
    GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

    Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
    river cleaned out in a day.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Oct 7, 2007
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    Rob Morley Guest

    Curmudgeon
    says...
    But then they'll still be able to talk local politics.
     
    Rob Morley, Oct 7, 2007
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  6. doetnietcomputeren, Oct 7, 2007
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    Dan L Guest

    Dan L, Oct 7, 2007
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  8. Aye, tis that.
    Indeed. For those cloggies who commute by train, it's fairly common to
    have two bikes. One at home station and one at destination station, so
    as not to have to fill the train with bikes.
     
    doetnietcomputeren, Oct 7, 2007
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    Dan L Guest

    My impression of cyclists in Amsterdam was they were silent killers.
    Nearly go mowed down on several occasions.

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    Too much time to think, too little to do.


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    Dan L, Oct 7, 2007
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    ogden Guest

    And the more pre-1940 they look, the better!
     
    ogden, Oct 7, 2007
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  11. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ogden
    Pre-1940 bikes in the Netherlands? I think not:

    "Where's my bike?"

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart)
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
    Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Oct 7, 2007
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  12. Not with a knobbly stuck in their gobs.
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    Dave
    GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

    Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
    river cleaned out in a day.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Oct 7, 2007
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  13. Heh. The first area I lived in was a sailing/holiday area that attracted
    lots of non-cloggies. The cloggy kids would taunt something along the
    lines of "does your granddad still hve my granddad's bike".
     
    doetnietcomputeren, Oct 7, 2007
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    ogden Guest

    That's exactly the point. AIUI, cloggies are rather proud of old bikes
    for precisely that reason. Or, at least, the cloggies I've known have
    been.
     
    ogden, Oct 7, 2007
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    Rich B Guest

    Sucking his keyboard for inspiration, Paul Corfield typed:
    On the first day of a cycling holiday in NL a few years ago, I stopped at a
    marked road crossing as a red MGB came tonking up the road. I was utterly
    gobsmacked when he smoked to a stop and waved me across. Later on the same
    holiday, I had a Dr Who moment as my wife and I (riding side by side) met
    four Dutch schoolkids (riding side by side) coming the other way, on a path
    that was no more than 10 feet wide. We were all going too fast to stop, and
    I just shut my eyes. Seconds later, we had passed them, having apparently
    dematerialised to molecular level, passed through, and then rematerialised
    on the other side. Awesome skills - we saw a woman cycling through the
    centre of Arnhem with three children and two bags of shopping distributed
    around the bike - not to mention the baby in a papoose on her back. Lovely
    country.
     
    Rich B, Oct 7, 2007
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  16. Allegedly, when the Cloggies play the Boxheads at footie, one Cloggie
    chant is "Grandma wants her bicycle back."

    Can any of our tame cloggies confirm?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 7, 2007
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    Beav Guest

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    Yep and we call them "skips" as a rule.


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    Beav, Oct 7, 2007
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    dog Guest

    well, most scooters are light enough to pick up and aren't fitted
    with annoying alarms, so you can just budge them over to make space.
     
    dog, Oct 8, 2007
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    darsy Guest

    heh - I thought it was just me that did that.
     
    darsy, Oct 8, 2007
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    dog Guest

    great minds think alike and all that
     
    dog, Oct 8, 2007
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