CVs - again.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Salad Dodger, Jul 19, 2010.

  1. Salad Dodger

    Salad Dodger Guest

    It would appear that, as a reward for 30 years of continuous
    service[1], I am to be invited to apply for my own job.

    All advice, tips and templates welcome.

    Of course, if I'm going to all this effort, I might as well look for a
    good job while I'm at it. Not sure I'll like the idea of working for a
    living after all these years.

    [1] 18/08/10

    --

    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CB1300SA-9/CBX1000Z
    _\_____/_| .106850../..08850.../..32457.
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 WG*
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 PM#5
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 YTC#4 two#11
    '^' RBR Clues: 20 Pts:325 Miles:1100
     
    Salad Dodger, Jul 19, 2010
    #1
    1. Advertisements

  2. Salad Dodger escribió:
    I was once in that situation, when Big Bad Network Associates (McAfee) were
    taking over Dr Solomon's. No CV, but a couple of interviews in which I
    refused to say anything as they were still the enemy, as in the deal hadn't
    yet gone through. I cleared my desk.

    Deal went through and I was kept on with a 50% pay increase.

    Funny old world.
     
    Paul Carmichael, Jul 19, 2010
    #2
    1. Advertisements

  3. Why do you need to apply for a job you already have , they cant make
    you redundant unless the job is no longer available and its unfair
    dissmissal if they sack you just because you wont play ball
     
    steve robinson, Jul 19, 2010
    #3
  4. Salad Dodger

    Salad Dodger Guest

    I'm a bit old for a paper round
     
    Salad Dodger, Jul 19, 2010
    #4
  5. Salad Dodger

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Re-organisational deckchair shuffling and role combining mean that no
    jobs are remaining "as is", and they aren't likely to be quite as
    numerous as before, either.
     
    Salad Dodger, Jul 19, 2010
    #5
  6. Salad Dodger

    platypus Guest

    If it's the same job exactly, you've got 30 years of experience. If
    it's different, you need to see a job or person specification. Then
    you can have fun with all the vital bits they've left out.
     
    platypus, Jul 19, 2010
    #6
  7. Salad Dodger

    YTC#1 Guest

    I blamer the tories
    CV layouts depend on a lot of things, most of it the personal preference
    of the person reading it.

    Ask to see your managers CV, and use that for a model :)
    Good luck
     
    YTC#1, Jul 19, 2010
    #7
  8. Salad Dodger

    Thomas Guest

    +1
    Life is too short to spend 40 hours a week doing something you don't
    enjoy. Don't settle. Find something you do enjoy and chuckle when they
    pay you for it.

    One of the great things I learned recently in Spain is the Spanish
    word for "retired." Jubilado. It comes from the same root as jubilant.
    It sounds so much better than retired, or pensioner. And as a recent
    jubilado, I can tell you it really does feel jubilant.
     
    Thomas, Jul 19, 2010
    #8
  9. Hahahahahahahahaha!

    And in the real world come back to people being told that they either
    accept new terms or have been considered to have made themselves
    unavailable for work etc. etc. etc.

    Note that the example above was carried out by a local authority to
    their non-teaching staff in schools- cleaners, caretakers, classroom
    assistants, dinner ladies that sort of role with the argument being that
    because they had paid, school, holidays that they had to take a cut in
    pay of about 5-10% from memory to make the paid leave 'fair' when
    compared to gardners and other council workers.

    Union opposed but the local authority got what they wanted.
     
    stephen.packer, Jul 19, 2010
    #9
  10. Salad Dodger

    Colin Irvine Guest

    It happens regularly in the public sector - twice to me, double that
    to friends of mine.
     
    Colin Irvine, Jul 19, 2010
    #10
  11. Salad Dodger

    Colin Irvine Guest

    I'm afraid crossed fingers is the best I can do.
     
    Colin Irvine, Jul 19, 2010
    #11
  12. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Colin Irvine
    Twice, you say? Try life in the real world ^W^W private sector.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jul 19, 2010
    #12
  13. Salad Dodger

    geoff Guest

    Ha - the life of the "employed"

    I doubt I could ever get another job if I had to
     
    geoff, Jul 19, 2010
    #13
  14. Salad Dodger

    Colin Irvine Guest

    You are TB-T AICMFF Amnesty sketches.
     
    Colin Irvine, Jul 19, 2010
    #14
  15. Salad Dodger

    Hog Guest

    It happens certainly. Usually a little after said company forgets they are
    **** all without the good will and happiness of the workforce.

    I've no idea what it would be like hanging in the same place for 30 years,
    but either it's so good you should fight like **** to retain the status
    quo..... or seek new scenery before you die. I expect it's now or never. And
    it's kinda nice to get ahead and be in control of what's happening to you.
     
    Hog, Jul 20, 2010
    #15
  16. Salad Dodger

    Higgins Guest

    Step away from the Daily Mail.

    Counter to the propaganda, it's surprisingly common, certainly in
    central government.
     
    Higgins, Jul 20, 2010
    #16
  17. Salad Dodger

    CT Guest

    Keep it short. Two pages, three max.

    Of course, having had the one job for 30 years, this should be easy for
    you. I've never quite worked out how to keep mine that short with six
    different employers and and a nine year period of contracting with
    numerous jobs.

    Alternatively, give them the Elbow[1]



    [1] # I'm sick of working for a living
    # I'm just ticking off the days till I die
     
    CT, Jul 20, 2010
    #17
  18. Salad Dodger

    Salad Dodger Guest

    I've not exactly the same thing for 30 years.

    I've been paid by the same company for 30 years.
     
    Salad Dodger, Jul 20, 2010
    #18
  19. Salad Dodger

    Catman Guest


    Again, this comes to a matter of taste of the reviewer.

    I think the best thing is to put skills and achievements on the first
    page. If that hooks them, then it's less important how long the rest is.

    That's speaking as a reader of CV's not a writer.
    Contractor's CV's are generally (IME) expected to be longer. I saw a 16
    pager the last month. That was *too* long, though.


    --
    Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3
    Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
    116 Giulietta 3.0l Sprint 1.7 GTV TS GT 3.2 V6
    Triumph Sprint ST 1050: It's blue, see.
    www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk
     
    Catman, Jul 20, 2010
    #19
  20. Salad Dodger

    darsy Guest

    forget the "no more than 2 pages, 3 max" advice. 4 is fine.

    Conversely, around this time last year I was "invited not to apply for
    my own job", due to them cunningly making a one word change to my job
    description[1]

    [1] s/English/French in the sentence "must be fluent in English"
     
    darsy, Jul 20, 2010
    #20
    1. Advertisements

Ask a Question

Want to reply to this thread or ask your own question?

You'll need to choose a username for the site, which only take a couple of moments (here). After that, you can post your question and our members will help you out.