Crikey!

Steve Irwin died and went to Heaven on arriving he met God and he asked God
if he could make a request God replied of course Steve.

Steve whispered in Gods ear.

A few days later it could be heard all over Heaven
" Crikey" I said a croc not Brock you idiot!!!

 

Its been reported that if Steve Irwin had been wearing some `Oil of
Ulan` he would still be alive today. Apparently, Oil of Ulan has a built
in SPF 15+ sunscreen that protects you from harmful rays.

 

Steve Irwin really was The People's Princess.

 

What have the two in common? - they cant hand fishtails.
Lushy

 

Brocky and Irwin are at the pearly gates,
"Crikey" Irwin says to Brocky "how did you get a halo so quick?"
Brocky Turns to Irwin
"its not a halo, its a bloody steering wheel"

mh
(RIP to both, but humour is the best cure)