Creation vs. Evolution

Discussion in 'Motorbike Technical Discussion' started by ¿, Jun 25, 2009.

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    ¿ Guest

    A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin asking, "How did the human race
    start?".

    Sarah Palin answered, "God made Adam and Eve, they had children and
    all mankind was made."

    THe next day the little girl wrote to Michelle Obama and asked the
    same question. Michelle obama answered, "Many years ago there were
    monkeys in africa from which the human race evolved."

    The confused girl went to her father and asked, "How come Sarah Palin
    told me that mankind was created by God, and Michelle Obama told me
    mankind evolved from monkeys?"

    Her father answered, "Well, it's very simple. Sarah Palin told you
    about her ancestors, and Michelle Obama told you about hers!"
     
    ¿, Jun 25, 2009
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    JohnA in LA Guest

    Re: Creation vs. Evolution

    How about keeping such tasteless "humor" off a motorcycle forum.

    Thanks,

    JA
     
    JohnA in LA, Jun 26, 2009
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    Schiffner Guest

    The one about people made from dirt... But then again I like the other
    faithful know there are 2 gods. Benz and Roper...they created the
    world.
     
    Schiffner, Jun 29, 2009
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    Schiffner Guest

    Heaven is ON earth. Heaven is a motorcycle and ICE motors move the
    heavens across the earth. sheesh...all that other religious stuff is a
    pile of loaded Krusty's shorts.

    I'd suggest you also get an education...
     
    Schiffner, Jun 30, 2009
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  5. If Sarah Palin's ancestors all came from one couple, then that implies
    she's severely inbred.
     
    Piet de Arcilla, Jun 30, 2009
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