Crashed my bike :(

Spamming cnut ;-))

Incidentally, I see Sunami now stocks Nitros.

"Ah, Lozzo's been in here flogging you his lids," quoth I, today.

"Lozzo? Litle runt?" quoth they.

 

Well, my mate ended up paying nothing at all. This may have been in some
small part due to the fact that his car was stolen for a second time FROM
THE FUCKING RECOVERY YARD!

 

Definitely a Kodak Moment...

"I've come to pick up my car"

"Right, it's just over her.... oh... um..."

<puzzled>

"uhm..." etc, etc...

 

Ooh tough luck, mate.

Good drills.


GWS and all that.

 

Lady Nina wrote

So a quick flash of my 10 incher will have your knickers on the tarmac
in pretty short order then? I also have smaller but none the less
distinct scars on the inside of each of my upper thighs.

Have you cum yet?

 

The Older Gentleman wrote

Exactly.

BTW Nick, the bike looks fairly fine from the pics. Kick the fucker
straight and start buying Rat bike mags.

 

Not at all. It's because I waited for the appropriate bits on eBay.

 

Bear scribbled on the back of a napkin:

LOL!

You have no idea how badly I needed that laugh...

 

I phoned up Green Flag (I have their full Bells & Whistles policy via
my employer) and they "recovered" it from KAP to my driveway.

I paid KAP £123.37 for the recovery and consider that matter closed.

 

Well, that's your traditional first big bin out the way and you're
mostly fine.

Have you reported it to the Police? If it was diesel, it might make
your insurance claim easier.

GWS.

 

In all honesty, that's why I prefer leather. I had a similar bin to
you when I first started, except I was doing about 90 and hit the side
of a car at an angle. After a long slide down the road my leather
jacket and trousers were pretty much ok.

 

Bear scribbled on the back of a napkin:

<emailed>

Not fit for public posting, unfortunately.

 

I give my crash a BearStack rating of 6 out of 10: good, but could have

You're excellent value!

 

I didn't report it to the police, but still managed to get five police
cars.

Plus the bike is only insured TPF&T <ahem>

 

The Older Gentleman says...

If they're in Surrey then they're on my colleague's patch, Darren is
his name. I cover Greater London (not including Surrey and some parts
of Middlesex), Kent and Essex

 

Darren is short of stature, then?

 

Bugger, sorry to hear that. The problem that is, not the posting bit.

 

The Older Gentleman says...

Roughly the same height and build as me, but 10 years younger.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

Oh no it fuckin' isn't. You've only gone and given Steve Firth some
ammunition to back up his ludicrous claim.

I think, if you recall properly, after the concussion has worn off, that
it was a car that made you take avoiding action. Wasn't it?

 

"A mate"? You have friends outside of ukrm?