Crashed my bike :(

Bear says...

Owning a BMW is his punishment for being a lazy scrounging student-type
****.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

<sound of closet door slamming>

Who'd have thought it, eh?

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Bear says...

What I said earlier. My bottle and coordination have taken a bus ride
to somewhere and didn't leave a forwarding address.

I'm only buying a gixer thou because I'm feeling vindictive and want to
deny someone else the pleasure of riding it properly.

 

Lozzo emerged from their own little world to say

<proud>

 

the cont known as Lozzo says...

I'll look after it for you.

 

the cont known as wessie says...

Bear *isn't* gay?

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel emerged from their own little world to say

Nothing new. He took a shine to Alex and his RGS on the trip to Italy

 

The queen crashes. ;-)

Oh dear, shit happens.

As others have said - you survived. While you are fixing and replacing
stuff you'll find you've learned some things.

The most important thing you will have learned is..... don't fucking
crash!

Glad yer (reasonably) ok.
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Nosy twats. Worse than rubberneckers...

Glad you're ok.

 

Bear emerged from their own little world to say

It is 2am-ish. Californian plonk consumed. You want facts?

 

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the cont known as wessie says...

Don't be such a poof, argue the point with the ursine ****

 

Bloke knows what he did wrong, and is now living proof that
YOU GO WHERE YOU LOOK.

Stop looking at me like that, you cunts.

 

Just come back from KAP, £105 pick up fee and £6/day storage - Will
try to pick it up on Monday - It looks like the front took the force
of it. Not sure if the forks are bent or not, though.

Any idea how much I'm looking at to make it safe? I wonder if I can
just stick the key in and turn it on <shudder>

Anyway, off to work until 5pm, take care.

http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/bike/crash/index.html

 

Lesson of the day, Akito gear is shite. Any remotely decent jacket would
never rip all the way down like that. From the photo I thought it was
some cheapy waterproof over-jacket until I re-read about the armor.

 

<fx: creaking of eyeballs as I tear my gaze from the ginger, spouting one>
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Ouch. Commiserations.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, BGN

They *look* bent, but that could be the angle of the photo.

It actually doesn't look that bad. But SWK will be along shortly to
offer a more informed opinion.

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Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

"chicks dig scars". Um and possibly some blokes as well.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, BGN

http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/bike/crash/bounce.jpg

You pick your crash spots well, Padawan.

See that footpath sign? That's the one you want to be glad you didn't
hit, that is.

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Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

What's the gay equivilent of divorce? Get one, you can do better.

Your life, your choice.